Guest Stars Andrew Leeds as Cute Guy Jolie Jenkins as Nina Janet Hoskins as Librarian Amaris Davidson as Cute Girl #2 Jonathan Kowalsky as Douchebag #1 Lauren Aboulafia as Horse Fetish Girl Robert Scott Crane as Fab's Dad Nick Di Brizzi, Jr. as Douchebag #2 Leon Walker as Large Jarhead Man Kathryn Feeney as Cute Girl #1 Alexa Giuffre as Lana Nancy Stelle as Fab's Mom Uncredited Ryan Philbin as Bar Patron