Guest Stars Joe Nieves as Carl Robert Belushi as Linus Nazanin Boniadi as Nora April Bowlby as Crazy Meg Stacy Keibler as Karina Eva Amurri as Shelly Katie Walder as Shannon Barbara Perry as Mrs. Douglas Adam Wang as Kung Fu Instructor Ping Wu as Old Man Dat Pham as Chinese Boy Juanita Guzman as Quilter #1 Shawn Stockman as Himself Nathan Morris as Himself Wanya Morris as Himself