Guest Stars Evan Gamble as Officer Sneed Sydney Wease as Belinda Andrew Dice Clay as Sonny Knox Louis Gossett, Jr. as Bacon Laura Allen as Officer Reynolds Cullen Moss as Tim Garner Jane McNeill as Maude Corbin Bernsen as Chief Cantuck Pat Healy as Truman Brown Curtis Harding as L.C. Soothe Ann Nesby as Blind Tillie Romen McPherson as Cleavon Co Starring Gail Matthius as Officer Peg Jesse C. Boyd as Boone Nicholas Logan as Grady Ed Pilkington as Mr. Claus Billy Woods as Coroner David Jay Schneider as Young White Guy