Guest Stars Aasha Davis as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Mae Whitman as Herself (Narrator) Claudia O'Doherty as Herself (Narrator) Rich Fulcher as Himself (Narrator) Jack McBrayer as Bartholomew Chassenez Paul Scheer as Oskar Pfungst John Michael Higgins as Wilhelm von Osten Martin Starr as Bishop Samm Levine as Henry Bergh