Guest Stars Aasha Davis as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Allan McLeod as Himself (Narrator) Tess Lynch as Herself (Narrator) Greg Tuculescu as Himself (Narrator) Allison Tolman as Elizabeth Krebs Jorma Taccone as Memed II Joel McHale as Sheriff George Corwin / Sheriff Robert Cahill Seth Rogen as Vlad the Impaler Rich Fulcher as Giles Corey Elyse Cole as Ann Putnam Uncredited Jeff Marc Grossman as Bass Band Drummer