Guest Stars Joel Murray as Colonel Douglas Josh Fadem as Herbert Smalls Co Starring Toby Huss as Sgt. McCreedy Troy Faruk as Soldier Katelyn Farrugia as Private Kelly Stash Alex Yates as Fake Astronaut Lindsey Moser as Conspira-Con Member Kimberly Hough as Jackie Kennedy Badger Koon as President Kennedy Justin Toppins as Franz Coulier Griffin Hood as Johan Von Stamos Molly Kate Keefe as Mary Kate & Ashley Jaeger Leah Belle Fraser as Heidi Cameron Brick Jackson as Conspira-Con Member Greg Corbett as Gunther Saget Grace DeAmicis as Olga Sweetin Josh Warren as Conspira-Con Member Reshaun Jones as Soldier Bobby Jordan as Soldier