Guest Stars Usman Ally as Hook-Handed Man Matty Cardarople as Henchperson of Indetermined Gender Allison Williams as Kit Snicket Kitana Turnbull as Carmelita Spats Dylan Kingwell as Quigley Quagmire Richard E. Grant as Man with Beard But No Hair Robbie Amell as Kevin Beth Grant as The Woman with Hair but No Beard Bonnie Morgan as Colette Kevin Cahoon as Hugo Co Starring Jacqueline Robbins as White Faced Woman #1 Joyce Robbins as White Faced Woman #2 John DeSantis as Bald Man B.J. Harrison as Mrs. Bass Keegan Connor Tracy as Scout Leader Zandara Kennedy as Policewoman