Guest Stars Michael Coleman as Various Characters Aasha Davis as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Greg Tuculescu as Various Characters Jane Levy as Herself (Narrator) Mae Whitman as Herself (Narrator) Sugar Lyn Beard as Herself (Narrator) Minka Kelly as Maurine Dallas Watkins Lake Bell as Belva Gaertner Dermot Mulroney as Georges Ladoux Vanessa Hudgens as Mata Hari Malin Akerman as Beulah Annan Rick Overton as Chicago Tribune Editor