Guest Stars Rob Benedict as Chuck Shurley / God Lisa Berry as Billie Chilton Crane as Helen Kline Co Starring Jovanna Burke as Bloody Mary / Mary Worthington Shanae Tomasevich as Woman in White Amanda Spinosa as Rachel's Friend Jasmine Miriguay as Rachel Yumi Ogawa as No One Loves Me Employee Naomi Atherton as Tall Girl Travis Turner as Short Guy Paul Duchart as Male News Anchor Brandyn Eddy as Who Ate My Yoghurt Employee Taylor Hui as Mamie Clifford Prang as Friend's Wife Lover Alan O'Silva as Driver Carson Bokenfohr as Yoghurt Guy Laura Carly Miller as Birthday Mom Victor Dolhai as Break Up Man Rob McEachern as I Hate Everyone Employee Jason Cecchini as TBD India Shaw-Smith as Mother Shaun Magee as Pogo the Clown Cameron MacLeod as Cuckold Kate Gajdosik as Female News Anchor Veronica Long as Receptionist Deborah Barnes as A Stapler Queen Employee Matthew Graham as Father