Guest Stars Tim Baltz as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Aasha Davis as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Jessica Meraz as Herself (Narrator) Dan Harmon as Himself (Narrator) Greg Worswick as Himself (Narrator) Maya Rudolph as The Black Widow - Griselda Blanco Josh Hartnett as Clark Gable Joe Lo Truglio as Bob Palumbo Johnny Knoxville as Juan Ponce de León David Koechner as Diego Columbus Horatio Sanz as Alberto Bravo Matt Besser as King Ferdinand Lea Mende as Kidnaped Girl Chris Scagos as Conquistador Amber Wegner as Meter Maid
