Guest Stars Tim Baltz as Various Characters Aasha Davis as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Dan Harmon as Himself (Narrator) Jessica Meraz as Herself (Narrator) Greg Worswick as Himself (Narrator) Josh Hartnett as Clark Gable David Koechner as Diego Columbus Joe Lo Truglio as Bob Palumbo Maya Rudolph as The Black Widow - Griselda Blanco Horatio Sanz as Alberto Bravo Johnny Knoxville as Juan Ponce de León Matt Besser as King Ferdinand Anna-Lea Mende as Kidnaped Girl Chris Scagos as Conquistador Amber Wegner as Meter Maid