Guest Stars Tim Baltz as Various Characters Aasha Davis as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Dan Harmon as Himself (Narrator) Jessica Meraz as Herself (Narrator) Greg Worswick as Himself (Narrator) David Koechner as Diego Columbus Johnny Knoxville as Juan Ponce de León Josh Hartnett as Clark Gable Maya Rudolph as The Black Widow - Griselda Blanco Joe Lo Truglio as Bob Palumbo Horatio Sanz as Alberto Bravo Matt Besser as King Ferdinand Lea Mende as Kidnaped Girl Chris Scagos as Conquistador Amber Wegner as Meter Maid
