Guest Stars Arnetia Walker as Grandma Izzy Diaz as Jerry the Waiter Patrick Cage as Tarifa Michael McMillian as Stewie Malenkovich Jennifer Taylor as Crying Woman Eugene Byrd as Himself Jen Drohan as Receptionist Marcus Folmar as Security Guard Frankie Jay Allison as Himself Milton T.J. Taylor as Lamar Co Starring Emma Kotos as Porn Star Actress André Sogliuzzo voices 703 (O.C.) Gianna Thais Bilby as Artie's Daughter Kue Lawrence as Artie's Son Uncredited Charlie Sheen as Himself Angus T. Jones as Himself Ray Romano as Artie