It's a Mad, Mad, Mad War

By Gadfly on Dec 12, 2016

At Noumea, New Caledonia, the crew assemble on the dock and gripe to McHale. They point out that they can't budge off the boat, and McHale reminds them that Binghamton has ordered that while McHale is at the conference, they'll be confined to the boat. He then tells them to ignore Binghamton and take four hours' liberty. When Parker objects, McHale assures him that what Binghamton doesn't know won't hurt him. The crew assures McHale that they'll be back at 1300 hours, sober. In his office, Bi…