Guest Stars Tim Baltz as Various Characters Aasha Davis as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Paget Brewster as Herself (Narrator) J.D. Ryznar as Himself (Narrator) Duncan Trussell as Himself (Narrator) Jason Ritter as Elisha Gray Martin Starr as Alexander Graham Bell Chris Parnell as Thomas Edison Henry Winkler as Zenas (Rhymes with Penis) Fisk Wilber Michael McKean as Carl Laemmle Parker Posey as Mary Phelps Jacob Drew Pinsky as Judge (as Dr. Drew Pinsky) Craig Anstett as Bell's Lawyer Jackie Michele Johnson as Friend 3 Noelle Bonhomme as Edison's Assistant
