Guest Stars Tim Baltz as Various Characters Aasha Davis as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Paget Brewster as Herself (Narrator) Duncan Trussell as Himself (Narrator) J.D. Ryznar as Himself (Narrator) Henry Winkler as Zenas (Rhymes with Penis) Fisk Wilber Jason Ritter as Elisha Gray Chris Parnell as Thomas Edison Martin Starr as Alexander Graham Bell Michael McKean as Carl Laemmle Parker Posey as Mary Phelps Jacob Drew Pinsky as Judge (as Dr. Drew Pinsky) Jackie Michele Johnson as Friend 3 Craig Anstett as Bell's Lawyer Noelle Bonhomme as Edison's Assistant