Guest Stars Jamie Kennedy voices Federline Jones Al Thompson voices Walt John Viener voices Announcer Danny Smith voices Additional Voices Will Forte voices Audience Member #3 Will Forte voices Judas Will Forte voices Guy Bryan Cranston voices Graham Kensington Dawnn Lewis voices Hostess Dawnn Lewis voices Brunette Woman Penn Jillette voices Magical Johnson Stephen Root voices Allister Monkarsh Jess Harnell voices Audience Member #2 John Viener voices Man #1 John Viener voices Emcee Al Thompson voices Band Member #1 Alec Sulkin voices Ventriloquist Alec Sulkin voices Audience Member Alec Sulkin voices Jesus Christ Aseem Batra voices Fortune Teller Aseem Batra voices Elderly Woman Aseem Batra voices Red-Headed Woman Uncredited Glenn Howerton voices Ernie Krinklesac