Special Guest Stars Susan Sarandon as Alicia Green Guest Stars Tatum O'Neal as Maggie Gavin Paige Turco as Nell Turbody Al Sharpton as Himself (Reverend Al Sharpton) Co Starring Niels Jorgensen as Nils Timothy Adams as Chris Chris Bowers as Larry Amy Raudenbush as Cindy Chris Chalk as Young Black Man Paulina Gerzon as Last Kid Marisa Echeverria as Nurse Kibibi T. Dillon as Large Black Woman Donna Hanover as News Reporter Sam Breslin Wright as Carl Subhash Mandal as News Vendor Lauren Potter as Drunk Chick Tommy Nelson as Kid Kent Cassella as Bartender Scott Sowers as Bum