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Known For
Credits
Crew Credits
Dad Stop Embarrassing Me! (2021)
Show crew as Creator
Episode crew as Teleplay
(2 episodes)
- Episode 1x07: #RichDadWokeDad (Apr 14, 2021)
- Episode 1x01: #BlackPeopleDontGoToTherapy (Apr 14, 2021)
Episode crew as Story
(2 episodes)
- Episode 1x04: #NipplesOrNuts (Apr 14, 2021)
- Episode 1x01: #BlackPeopleDontGoToTherapy (Apr 14, 2021)
Call Me Kat (2021)
Show crew as Executive Producer
Episode crew as Teleplay
(5 episodes)
- Episode 3x22: Call Me a Donut Wall (May 4, 2023)
- Episode 3x16: Call Me Worth the Wait (Mar 2, 2023)
- Episode 3x13: Call Me Fatty Patty (Feb 2, 2023)
- Episode 3x09: Call Me Chrismukkah (Dec 8, 2022)
- Episode 3x02: Call Me Skeeter Juice (Oct 6, 2022)
Episode crew as Story
(4 episodes)
- Episode 3x19: Call Me Not Okurrr (Mar 30, 2023)
- Episode 3x10: Call Me Philliam (Jan 5, 2023)
- Episode 3x07: Call Me Dame Booty Clench (Nov 17, 2022)
- Episode 3x04: Call Me Donor Four-Five-Seven (Oct 20, 2022)
B Positive (2020)
Episode crew as Teleplay
(9 episodes)
- Episode 2x16: Juneau, Froyo, and Mario Kart (Mar 10, 2022)
- Episode 2x13: A Boss, a Bear Claw and a Defibrillator (Jan 27, 2022)
- Episode 2x10: S'mores, Elvis and a Cubano (Jan 13, 2022)
- Episode 2x08: A Dog, a Mousse and a Bat (Dec 9, 2021)
- Episode 2x05: Novocaine, Bond and Bocce (Nov 11, 2021)
- Episode 2x03: Bagels, Billiards and a Magic Show (Oct 28, 2021)
- Episode 1x18: Life Expectancy (May 13, 2021)
- Episode 1x13: Inflammatory Response (Apr 8, 2021)
- Episode 1x07: Phantom Limb (Feb 11, 2021)
Episode crew as Story
(7 episodes)
- Episode 2x15: Payroll, a Waterwall and Valley Forge (Mar 3, 2022)
- Episode 2x12: Dagobah, a Room and a Chimney Sweep (Jan 27, 2022)
- Episode 2x11: Louisville, Bubbaroo and Sully (Jan 20, 2022)
- Episode 2x02: Vermont, Switzerland and Connecticut (Oct 21, 2021)
- Episode 1x16: A Cute Asphyxiation (Apr 29, 2021)
- Episode 1x12: Canine Extraction (Apr 1, 2021)
- Episode 1x08: Integration Therapy (Feb 18, 2021)
Episode crew as Writer
- Episode 2x01: Love, Taxes and a Kidney (Oct 14, 2021)
The Ranch (2016)
Show crew as Creator
- Episode 2x01: My Next Thirty Years (Jun 16, 2017)
Show crew as Executive Producer
- Episode 2x01: My Next Thirty Years (Jun 16, 2017)
Episode crew as Writer
- Episode 1x01: Back Where I Come From (Apr 1, 2016)
Episode crew as Teleplay
(11 episodes)
- Episode 4x20: Take Me Home, Country Roads (Jan 24, 2020)
- Episode 4x19: Dumb Effin' Luck (Jan 24, 2020)
- Episode 2x15: More Than a Memory (Dec 15, 2017)
- Episode 2x11: Learning to Live Again (Dec 15, 2017)
- Episode 2x07: One of Those Nights (Jun 16, 2017)
- Episode 2x01: My Next Thirty Years (Jun 16, 2017)
- Episode 1x18: The Cowboy Rides Away (Oct 7, 2016)
- Episode 1x13: Sittin' on the Fence (Oct 7, 2016)
- Episode 1x11: Gone as a Girl Can Get (Oct 7, 2016)
- Episode 1x07: I Can't Go There (Apr 1, 2016)
- Episode 1x03: The Boys of Fall (Apr 1, 2016)
Episode crew as Story
(12 episodes)
- Episode 4x14: Fadeaway (Jan 24, 2020)
- Episode 2x20: If Tomorrow Never Comes (Dec 15, 2017)
- Episode 2x14: Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old) (Dec 15, 2017)
- Episode 2x10: Can't Be Really Gone (Jun 16, 2017)
- Episode 2x03: Take Me Away from Here (Jun 16, 2017)
- Episode 1x20: Merry Christmas (Wherever You Are) (Oct 7, 2016)
- Episode 1x17: I've Come to Expect It from You (Oct 7, 2016)
- Episode 1x15: I Know She Still Loves Me (Oct 7, 2016)
- Episode 1x10: Down the Road (Apr 1, 2016)
- Episode 1x09: There Goes My Life (Apr 1, 2016)
- Episode 1x04: Got a Little Crazy (Apr 1, 2016)
- Episode 1x02: Some People Change (Apr 1, 2016)
Mike & Molly (2010)
Episode crew as Story
(2 episodes)
- Episode 5x22: The Bitter Man and the Sea (May 18, 2015)
- Episode 1x20: Opening Day (Apr 11, 2011)
Episode crew as Teleplay
- Episode 1x23: Victoria's Birthday (May 9, 2011)
Two and a Half Men (2003)
Show crew as Executive Producer
Show crew as Co-Executive Producer
Show crew as Supervising Producer
Show crew as Co-Producer
Show crew as Consulting Producer
Show crew as Producer
Episode crew as Story
(44 episodes)
- Episode 12x14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun (Feb 12, 2015)
- Episode 12x12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off (Jan 29, 2015)
- Episode 12x10: Here I Come, Pants! (Jan 15, 2015)
- Episode 12x09: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey (Jan 8, 2015)
- Episode 12x07: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner (Dec 11, 2014)
- Episode 12x04: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight (Nov 20, 2014)
- Episode 12x02: A Chic Bar in Ibiza (Nov 6, 2014)
- Episode 11x22: Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead (May 8, 2014)
- Episode 11x21: Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot (May 1, 2014)
- Episode 11x18: West Side Story (Apr 3, 2014)
- Episode 11x17: Welcome Home, Jake (Mar 13, 2014)
- Episode 11x15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin (Feb 27, 2014)
- Episode 11x14: Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe (Feb 6, 2014)
- Episode 11x10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! (Dec 12, 2013)
- Episode 11x08: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. (Nov 21, 2013)
- Episode 11x07: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie (Nov 14, 2013)
- Episode 11x03: This Unblessed Biscuit (Oct 10, 2013)
- Episode 10x22: My Bodacious Vidalia (May 2, 2013)
- Episode 10x20: Bazinga! That's from a TV Show (Apr 4, 2013)
- Episode 10x18: The 9:04 from Pemberton (Mar 7, 2013)
- Episode 10x17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries (Feb 21, 2013)
- Episode 10x14: Run, Steven Staven! Run! (Jan 31, 2013)
- Episode 10x10: One Nut Johnson (Dec 6, 2012)
- Episode 10x08: Something My Gynecologist Said (Nov 15, 2012)
- Episode 10x03: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt (Oct 11, 2012)
- Episode 9x23: The Straw in My Donut Hole (May 7, 2012)
- Episode 9x20: Grandma's Pie (Apr 9, 2012)
- Episode 9x17: Not in My Mouth! (Feb 20, 2012)
- Episode 9x16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy (Feb 13, 2012)
- Episode 9x06: The Squat and the Hover (Oct 24, 2011)
- Episode 9x05: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (Oct 17, 2011)
- Episode 9x04: Nine Magic Fingers (Oct 10, 2011)
- Episode 7x18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day (Mar 22, 2010)
- Episode 7x10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room (Dec 7, 2009)
- Episode 7x09: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair (Nov 23, 2009)
- Episode 6x18: My Son's Enormous Head (Mar 16, 2009)
- Episode 6x17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (Mar 9, 2009)
- Episode 6x12: Thank God for Scoliosis (Jan 12, 2009)
- Episode 5x12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (Mar 24, 2008)
- Episode 5x10: Kinda Like Necrophilia (Nov 26, 2007)
- Episode 5x08: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (Nov 12, 2007)
- Episode 4x20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (Apr 16, 2007)
- Episode 4x08: Release the Dogs (Nov 13, 2006)
- Episode 3x21: And the Plot Moistens (May 1, 2006)
Episode crew as Teleplay
(90 episodes)
- Episode 12x13: Boompa Loved His Hookers (Feb 5, 2015)
- Episode 12x11: For Whom the Booty Calls (Jan 22, 2015)
- Episode 12x08: Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey (Dec 18, 2014)
- Episode 12x06: Alan Shot a Little Girl (Dec 4, 2014)
- Episode 12x05: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. (Nov 27, 2014)
- Episode 12x03: Glamping in a Yurt (Nov 13, 2014)
- Episode 12x01: The Ol' Mexican Spinach (Oct 30, 2014)
- Episode 11x20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia (Apr 24, 2014)
- Episode 11x19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang (Apr 10, 2014)
- Episode 11x16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper (Mar 6, 2014)
- Episode 11x13: Bite Me, Supreme Court (Jan 30, 2014)
- Episode 11x12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. (Jan 9, 2014)
- Episode 11x11: Tazed in the Lady Nuts (Jan 2, 2014)
- Episode 11x09: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (Dec 5, 2013)
- Episode 11x06: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants (Nov 7, 2013)
- Episode 11x05: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 (Oct 24, 2013)
- Episode 11x04: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank (Oct 17, 2013)
- Episode 11x02: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (Oct 3, 2013)
- Episode 11x01: Nangnangnangnang (Sep 26, 2013)
- Episode 10x23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped (May 9, 2013)
- Episode 10x21: Another Night with Neil Diamond (Apr 25, 2013)
- Episode 10x19: Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon (Mar 14, 2013)
- Episode 10x16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby (Feb 14, 2013)
- Episode 10x15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (Feb 7, 2013)
- Episode 10x13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line (Jan 10, 2013)
- Episode 10x12: Welcome to Alancrest (Jan 3, 2013)
- Episode 10x11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole (Dec 13, 2012)
- Episode 10x09: I Scream When I Pee (Nov 29, 2012)
- Episode 10x07: Avoid the Chinese Mustard (Nov 8, 2012)
- Episode 10x06: Ferrets, Attack! (Nov 1, 2012)
- Episode 10x05: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam (Oct 25, 2012)
- Episode 10x04: You Do Know What the Lollipop's For (Oct 18, 2012)
- Episode 10x02: A Big Bag of Dog (Oct 4, 2012)
- Episode 10x01: I Changed My Mind About the Milk (Sep 27, 2012)
- Episode 9x24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (May 14, 2012)
- Episode 9x22: Why We Gave Up Women (Apr 30, 2012)
- Episode 9x21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' (Apr 16, 2012)
- Episode 9x19: Palmdale, Ech (Mar 19, 2012)
- Episode 9x18: The War Against Gingivitis (Feb 27, 2012)
- Episode 9x15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack (Feb 6, 2012)
- Episode 9x14: A Possum on Chemo (Jan 16, 2012)
- Episode 9x13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion (Jan 2, 2012)
- Episode 9x12: One False Move, Zimbabwe! (Dec 12, 2011)
- Episode 9x11: What a Lovely Landing Strip (Dec 5, 2011)
- Episode 9x10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (Nov 21, 2011)
- Episode 9x08: Thank You for the Intercourse (Nov 7, 2011)
- Episode 9x07: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (Oct 31, 2011)
- Episode 9x03: Big Girls Don't Throw Food (Oct 3, 2011)
- Episode 8x14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs (Jan 17, 2011)
- Episode 8x12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead (Dec 13, 2010)
- Episode 8x09: A Good Time in Central Africa (Nov 15, 2010)
- Episode 8x07: The Crazy Bitch Gazette (Nov 1, 2010)
- Episode 8x06: Twanging Your Magic Clanger (Oct 25, 2010)
- Episode 8x05: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (Oct 18, 2010)
- Episode 8x04: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (Oct 11, 2010)
- Episode 8x02: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer (Sep 27, 2010)
- Episode 8x01: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud (Sep 20, 2010)
- Episode 7x22: This Is Not Gonna End Well (May 24, 2010)
- Episode 7x21: Gumby with a Pokey (May 17, 2010)
- Episode 7x19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave (Apr 12, 2010)
- Episode 7x17: I Found Your Moustache (Mar 8, 2010)
- Episode 7x16: Tinkle Like a Princess (Mar 1, 2010)
- Episode 7x15: Aye, Aye, Captain (Feb 8, 2010)
- Episode 7x13: Yay, No Polyps! (Jan 18, 2010)
- Episode 7x12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste (Jan 11, 2010)
- Episode 7x08: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. (Nov 16, 2009)
- Episode 7x07: Untainted by Filth (Nov 9, 2009)
- Episode 7x05: For the Sake of the Child (Oct 19, 2009)
- Episode 7x03: Mmm, Fish. Yum. (Oct 5, 2009)
- Episode 6x22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (May 4, 2009)
- Episode 6x19: The Two Finger Rule (Mar 30, 2009)
- Episode 6x14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (Feb 2, 2009)
- Episode 6x13: I Think You Offended Don (Jan 19, 2009)
- Episode 6x11: The Devil's Lube (Dec 15, 2008)
- Episode 6x08: Pinocchio's Mouth (Nov 17, 2008)
- Episode 6x06: It's Always Nazi Week (Nov 3, 2008)
- Episode 6x04: The Flavin' and the Mavin' (Oct 13, 2008)
- Episode 6x01: Taterhead Is Our Love Child (Sep 22, 2008)
- Episode 5x18: If My Hole Could Talk (May 12, 2008)
- Episode 5x14: Winky-Dink Time (Apr 14, 2008)
- Episode 5x11: Meander to Your Dander (Mar 17, 2008)
- Episode 5x06: Help Daddy Find His Toenail (Oct 29, 2007)
- Episode 5x04: City of Great Racks (Oct 15, 2007)
- Episode 5x02: Media Room Slash Dungeon (Oct 1, 2007)
- Episode 4x23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (May 7, 2007)
- Episode 4x22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (Apr 30, 2007)
- Episode 4x17: I Merely Slept with a Commie (Feb 26, 2007)
- Episode 4x14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (Feb 5, 2007)
- Episode 4x11: Walnuts and Demerol (Dec 11, 2006)
- Episode 4x07: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (Nov 6, 2006)
Episode crew as Writer
(6 episodes)
- Episode 12x16: Of Course He's Dead - Part Two (Feb 19, 2015)
- Episode 12x15: Of Course He's Dead - Part One (Feb 19, 2015)
- Episode 9x02: People Who Love Peepholes (Sep 26, 2011)
- Episode 9x01: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (Sep 19, 2011)
- Episode 8x15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (Feb 7, 2011)
- Episode 8x08: Springtime on a Stick (Nov 8, 2010)
Inside Schwartz (2001)
Episode crew as Story
- Episode 1x05: Comic Relief Pitcher (Nov 29, 2001)
Episode crew as Writer
- Episode 1x09: Kissing Cousin (Jan 3, 2002)