Season 2 - Episode Guide

A new year! And a new era for THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital for EIGHT months in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed chracter actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PAT-A-TAT-TAT aka BABY NEW YEAR) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir To help ring in the new year, George is about to debut his new "look" for 2021. Sound off in the comments if you are into it....

SEDITION! INSURRECTION! STORMING THE CAPITOL! It's been quite a week, hasn't it? Now it's time for another new episode of THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital since MAY 2020 in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic by people who are interested in not catching the disease. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka THE BOOTSCOOTIN' BABY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Is this how DEMOCRACY dies? Let's find out.... 

PRESIDENT TRUMP has been impeached! AGAIN! He has now been impeached as many times as there are Ewok movies. Let's hope that we can all make it to Wednesday and move on to the part where he is in court all the time. In other news, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) continues to provide safe entertainment while the pandemic rages on killing people at a terrifying rate. PLEASE STAY SAFE. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka DOXX VADER aka DOXY CARMICHAEL aka MR FREEZE) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir We wrote this crawl a few days ago, so hopefully today wasn't another day of absolute gut-churning chaos and was instead a very good day....

It's the dawning of a new era. And what better way to celebrate than by watching all all 7 of the BUDDIES feature films: AIR BUDDIES, SNOW BUDDIES, SPACE BUDDIES, SANTA BUDDIES, SPOOKY BUDDIES, TREASURE BUDDIES and SUPER BUDDIES. These are all films about tiny puppy dogs who talk. We have not seen them before. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) will be doing this today while raising money for the ASPCA. If you are new to the GLTS, WELCOME. Fans of this show are called GEORGIE PORGIES. The show is hosted by retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) and they are always joined by their producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka L'IL PATTA BUTTER) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir All of the BUDDIES movies can be found on HBO MAX except for SUPER BUDDIES which is on DISNEY+....

Whoopi! THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) is a safe thing to watch while the virus mutates and keeps killing people at an alarming rate. PLEASE WEAR A MASK AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka CLIPTRICK SHIPNOIR aka RIPTRICK GRIPFLIP aka LI'L PATTA BUTTER) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Hold on to your POTATOES.... 

Thank you for choosing THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) as your evening's entertainment! We hope you are being smart and safe, because there's still a pandemic happening. PLEASE WEAR A MASK AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BACKPAT COTMORE aka MOISTRICK SOAKNOIR aka PATRICK COTMORTY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir There's a button down below that says 'support the show' and tonight would be a great night to help us out! These Grogizmos don't pay for themselves....

HELLO! Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, fully digital since MAY 2020! It has been a full year since our last in-person theater version of this show. PLEASE WEAR A MASK -- OR TWO! -- AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BACKPAT COTNOIR aka CHATTY PATTY aka HAT TRICK PATRICK) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir There's a button down below that says 'SUPPORT THE SHOW' and if you would like to give a dollar or two, it would help us pay for some things that make the show funny.... 

We would LOVE to have HARRISON FORD be a guest on this show. But we didn't want to wait until that happens to celebrate his body of work. So, we're doing it TODAY! THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) will be raising money for one of Harrison Ford's favorite charities, WINGS OF HOPE, a global humanitarian nonprofit that helps bring basic resources to vulnerable communities. The show is hosted by retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) and they are always joined by their producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka FORDTRICK FORDNOIR aka GETTRICK OFFMYPLANENOIR aka REGARDING PATRICK) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Who are we talking to today, if not HARRISON FORD? We're not telling you! Maybe if you just watch the show instead of askin' a bunch of asinine questions, you'll be happier! I'm just the crawl, they don't tell me nothin.' By the way, my name is CRAWLY. Thanks for never asking. I was in ALL the regular STAR WARS movies and nobody-- I mean, NOBODY-- has ever ONCE asked what my name is. I'm kind of a big deal. Again, my name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. Maybe someday I'll tell you my first name. Then again, maybe not. It doesn't seem like you care that much....

Welcome, once more, to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, fully digital since MAY 2020! Please keep being smart and staying safe during this pandemic. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka THE ULTIMATE SNACK aka CONNECTICUT COTNOIR aka THE MEDLER aka THE MISCHIEF MAKER) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY, and I am the crawl. I deliver information at the beginning of most STAR WARS movies and also every streaming episode of this dang show. I am good at my job but I don't let it define me. Nobody ever asks how I am doing, or what my fucking deal is.... 

Hello! And welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, fully digital since MAY 2020! The pandemic is not yet over. Please keep staying safe and being smart. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka THE MAN WITH NO NICKNAMES) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Just so's ya know: my name is CRAWLY, and I am the crawl. You've seen me here before. I show you all the words before things get going. I am lonely sometimes, but that's not your problem. See ya next week, I guess... 

Hi! This is THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a thing which used to happen once a month in a theater and now happens once a week as a livestream. Maybe someday it will be an in-person show again, and then someday it will stop being a show entirely. Everything dies, baby, that's a fact. But maybe everything that dies someday comes back? Put your makeup on. Fix your hair up pretty. And meet me tonight in Atlantic City. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka JELL-O BOY aka THE COMEDIAN) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY, and I am the crawl. The ppl in the chat just go nuts for me. They say hello and some of them even try to make plans to meet up with me, but that's impossible. I'm just letters that crawl away, that's all I am and all I will ever be, sadly. Bye-byeeeeeeeeeeeeee for now... 

Greetings! And welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a digital livestream that is totally normal. But not this week! Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BUMPTRICK BUMPNOIR aka L'IL BUMPER aka THE BUMPBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Any other week, there would be guests and comedy segments and they would SLOW JAM THE NEWS and do all your favorite bits. But this week SOMETHING WENT WRONG. There was an accident at THE BUMPER FACTORY and BRYSON accidentally made too many BUMPERS and now the whole show is BUMPERS! My name is CRAWLY, and I am the BUMPER. WAIT... That came out wrong. Let me try again. My name is CRAWLY and I am the BUMPER. I didn't mean to say BUMPER! OH NO! I am turning into a BUMPER NOW! My name is BUMPY and I am the BUMPER.... THIS WEEK'S BUMPERS BUMPY BUMPER LADY BUMPINGTON JOEY BUMPERS BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER

Hi there! This is THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a digital livestream show that has been called "The Internet's Coolest Talk Show" and "The Worst Podcast Ever Made." What a world, huh? Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BOOPTRICK BOOPNOIR aka L'IL BOOP aka THE BOOPBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. I tell you what's what and then I go away and do other stuff that you can't see. I rarely watch this show, is it good? Sound off in the comments if you think this show is good....