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Season 5 - Episode Guide

Episodes

Labor Paynes, Pt. 1

Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: Dec 3, 2008

Labor Paynes, Pt. 1

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

Labor Paynes, Pt. 2

Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Dec 3, 2008

Labor Paynes, Pt. 2

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock, so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

Your Wife's a Payne

Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2008

Your Wife's a Payne

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrels over business plans.

Casa de Payne

Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2008

Casa de Payne

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

It's a Payne Growing Up

Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Dec 17, 2008

It's a Payne Growing Up

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

Payne and Prejudice

Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Dec 17, 2008

Payne and Prejudice

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her at the barbershop.

Payneful News

Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Feb 11, 2009

Payneful News

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

Payneful Loss

Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Feb 11, 2009

Payneful Loss

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

Payneful Employment

Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Feb 18, 2009

Payneful Employment

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis, who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

Slightly Payneful Truth

Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Feb 18, 2009

Slightly Payneful Truth

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

Joy and Payne

Episode: 5x11 | Airdate: Feb 25, 2009

Joy and Payne

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

A Sisters Payne

Episode: 5x12 | Airdate: Feb 25, 2009

A Sisters Payne

Kiki's brother, Darnell, returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.

A Grand Payne

Episode: 5x13 | Airdate: Mar 4, 2009

A Grand Payne

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

Games People Play

Episode: 5x14 | Airdate: Mar 4, 2009

Games People Play

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes kiss, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

Help Wanted

Episode: 5x15 | Airdate: Apr 8, 2009

Help Wanted

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

Old Lady Paynes

Episode: 5x16 | Airdate: Apr 8, 2009

Old Lady Paynes

When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.

I Don't Know This Payne

Episode: 5x17 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2009

I Don't Know This Payne

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new man world.

Paul Mall

Episode: 5x18 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2009

Paul Mall

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

With Friends Like These

Episode: 5x19 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2009

With Friends Like These

Malik makes a friend, Jeremy, who is HIV-positive. When Jeremy gets harassed at school, Malik comes to his defense. Meanwhile, Rosie gets sick and Consuela becomes her temporary replacement at the boutique.

The Talent Show

Episode: 5x20 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2009

The Talent Show

Due to city budget cuts, the firehouse is closing down. Everyone bands together to try and raise money for the laid-off firefighters. A very special guest (Gladys Knight) saves the day.

Bringing Down the House

Episode: 5x21 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2009

Bringing Down the House

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

Moving Day

Episode: 5x22 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2009

Moving Day

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house, CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

Moving Out

Episode: 5x23 | Airdate: May 27, 2009

Moving Out

Miranda becomes upset with Calvin and the escapades with Mercedes, plus allowing his family to live at their house. Meanwhile, a quarrel over Ella's job has Curtis and Ella's marriage on shaky ground.

Back Where We Belong

Episode: 5x24 | Airdate: May 27, 2009

Back Where We Belong

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

Surprise! Pt. 1

Episode: 5x25 | Airdate: Jun 3, 2009

Surprise! Pt. 1

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

Surprise! Pt. 2

Episode: 5x26 | Airdate: Jun 3, 2009

Surprise! Pt. 2

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

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