Las Vegas Jailhouse - Episode Guide

First, during a strip search, officers discover a male inmate with a fetish for women's lingerie. Then, a young couple arrested for stealing a puppy gets caught trying to "make a baby" in the restroom. Plus, a pregnant woman vows to get her life back on track after being arrested for prostitution.

First, a young man on meth discovers the naked truth about his addiction. Then, a young prostitute recounts her life on the street. Plus, a jail trustee gets busted passing a love note to a female inmate.

First officers resort to tough tactics when a man who is brought in for trespassing decides to get physical. Then, a senior is brought in for hitting her husband after he taunted her about a decades-long affair. Plus, a veteran prostitute opens up about her aspirations of running an escort business.

First, a frustrated inmate pays the price for giving officers a piece of his mind. Then, the jail Chaplin reaches out to a teary pro. And a drunk and disorderly Canadian woman demands release from her "U.S. oppressors".

A male transgender/former Green Beret spills his life story after being brought in on prostitution charges. Then, a domestic violence suspect who claims his father is a big-time lawyer threatens officers over alleged harsh treatment. And, a young woman arrested for DUI reveals she's a dental hygienist by day, stripper by night.

A wanna-be rock star brought in on drug charges shows off his vocals. Then, officers refuse a volatile woman's request for beer. And, a young inmate's crocodile tears fail to convince officers she's ready for a lifestyle change.

An inmate gives officers a hard time during his pat-down, but later makes it up to them with a guitar solo. Then, a married couple in need of fast money gets busted after passing a bogus prescription, and a novice pot farmer is arrested when stopped by police for a traffic violation. 

A drugged up gang banger is caught selling prescription drugs. Then, a woman accused of physically assaulting her husband claims it's all one big lie. And, two out of control cousins spend time in isolation after physically threatening the cops.

When a senior citizen's one-liners don't go over well with jailhouse staff, officers are forced to cage his lounge act. Plus, a 5-foot tall female is booked for assaulting her 6-foot-9 boyfriend, and a couple of combative inmates are placed in restraint chairs when their aggression gets out of hand.

Police arrest an elderly gentleman who decided to go for a swim at the Mirage Hotel... in the buff. Even worse, he's still in his birthday suit when police escort him through the jailhouse doors. Plus, a female inmate goes ballistic when she thinks police officers are mishandling her personal property. And, a young man arrested on burglary charges is more concerned about his milk allergy than his arrest.

During a pat down, officers discover an inmate using her bra as a holster for her stun gun, a DUI suspect breaks down in tears when a blood draw reminds him of his father's drug overdose, and the Emergency Response Team springs into action when an inmate serving time for murder attacks a prisoner in the cellblock next door.

A young inmate just weeks away from graduating college is devastated when officers reveal to him for the first time that he killed a man while driving drunk. A woman brought in on DUI charges demonstrates to officers how she "rocked" her field sobriety test, and a loudmouth who can't shut his trap is carted off to isolation.

First, a "drama queen" wearing nothing but her nightgown is brought in after assaulting the cab driver she insists was trying to kill her. Then, a former meth addict describes to officers how she assaulted her husband with a hot pot of tomato sauce. Plus, a mother is charged with leaving her kids inside a locked car while she hit the tables.

First, a homeless man arrested for drinking in public has a hard time keeping his pants up. Then, officers are forced to separate two inmates when they're caught kissing in the open booking area. Plus, a pat down of one female inmate reveals a hidden stash in her bra. 

First, an inebriated inmate humors officers with his Houdini-like ability to free his legs from restraints. Then, a young woman arrested for hitting her mother refuses to take responsibility for her actions. And, an inmate threatens guards who stepped on his $300 sneakers.

First, an inmate kicks out a patrol car door before giving officers a piece of his mind. Then, a woman is brought in on charges she ran over her ex-husband's legs with her car. And, a man takes out his frustration on guards after getting arrested for assaulting his boss's wife.

First, officers are forced to go "hands on" when a homeless man brought it on charges of public intoxication goes bonkers. Then, an uncooperative inmate blames his behavior on a litany of medical problems. And, a disruptive female brought in on trespassing tries to justify her actions by claiming she's Jesus Christ.

A scantily-clad woman busted for using a fake ID refuses to don jail garb, an inmate breaks down in tears after telling officers about his meth addiction, and a loud-mouth who can't handle her alcohol very well is carted off to isolation.

A tough guy turns cry baby when officers are forced to draw blood, a 'drunk' driver threatens to bite off the noses and toes of her arresting officers, and an inmate hasn't the slightest clue how she wound up in police custody.

It's restraint chair time for two loudmouth inmates, a young mother confides in guards about her meth addiction, and a couple of pros break down the concept of "ho-cializing."

A six-pack, stolen car, and standoff with police lands a lush behind bars, a night of karaoke somehow turns into a domestic violence charge, and a belligerent boozer nearly comes to blows with a cellmate.

Fighting quickly turns to flirting when inmates of the opposite sex are forced into isolation, a 'drunk' driver spins quite the yarn to get out of his eighth arrest, and a fight over Facebook lands a dope and his dame in some serious hot water.

A scantily-clad female gets booked for slapping her beau at a Sin City hotspot, boobs and bras make for lively conversation between an inmate and one of the guards, and an admitted drug dealer explains his trade.

Emotionally unstable inmates forced to share a side cell nearly come to blows, a woman busted for drunk driving gives officers a face full of attitude, and a fast-driving, cash-toting hustler brought in on DUI charges professes his desire to turn his life around. 

It's a crash course in supply and demand when two young prostitutes break down the economics of their trade, guards are forced to use tough tactics when a female booked on DUI charges refuses to cooperate, and two women busted for shoplifting get the surprise of their lives when they find out they could face up to a decade behind bars.

A man arrested for using a public street as his personal urinal is happy to admit the error of his ways, too much bubbly results in a couple spending "date night" in the county jail, and cops break out the smelling salts when a DUI suspect blacks out in booking. 

A couple gets booked on domestic violence charges after fighting in a local restaurant, irony meets comedy when an elderly woman won't shut up about her husband trying to stuff a sock in her mouth, and a man is arrested for lewdness after security cameras catch him having a private moment in a public parking lot.

A Turkish tourist brought in on public intoxication charges is convinced the medical staff are really undercover CIA operatives, a homeless man's bizarre behavior and passion for karate earn him a one-way ticket to isolation, and a Canadian man with no ID and no pants challenges guards to an arm-wrestling competition.

A high-priced escort gets booked for skipping out on her limo tab, a self-proclaimed "big stud" gets side-celled for talking dirty to the jail nurse, and an old pro tired of the street life shares her dreams of sex toy entrepreneurship.

A search of a suspect's property uncovers a kinky stash, it's hate at first sight when two unruly inmates invade each other's personal space, and a jaywalking suspect has a tough time keeping his pants up.

A pint-sized inmate threatens to "get crazy" during a routine pat down, an elderly woman confuses the Clark County Detention Center for a poetry slam, and a night of gambling incites violence between two girlfriends, sending one to jail with her chips stashed in an unlikely place.

A dope dealer tries to calm his high strung girlfriend, whose nasty attitude earns her a trip to isolation, a drunk and disorderly man accused of throwing rocks at a police officer refuses to admit he's done anything wrong, and guards swoop in to defuse a tense situation when a food tray becomes the weapon of choice between two cellmates.

Rough romance sends a dominatrix to the slammer, a feisty father is charged with assaulting his daughter's boyfriend while the boyfriend was on the toilet, and a negative attitude nets an inmate the wrong kind of attention behind bars.

A female inmate uses her breast size to interrupt the booking process, a loud love-making session lands a couple behind bars, and a jailed porn star tells tales of her unique web-cam exploits.

Guards uncover a woman's grooming aids hidden in an unlikely place, a tourist-turned-inmate threatens to sue police, and a drunk driver who crashed his car into a wall wakes up to find x-rated artwork drawn all over his body.

An inmate gets a case of the munchies after swallowing his entire stash of drugs, a 72-year-old Don Rickles look-alike has a unique excuse for why he was selling weed to teenagers at the local mall, and a woman charged with attacking her landlord fakes an illness to get out of jail. 

A hooker can't believe she got busted on a slow work day, a drunken inmate tussles with the guards, and a pissed off transsexual hurls insults at one of Clark County Detention's finest. 

A self-proclaimed "ladies man" smuggles a pair of women's panties behind bars, a female inmate arrested at the scene of a traffic accident can't believe that smoking pot while driving is illegal, and a young man brought in on DUI charges tells guards he's afraid he might become pregnant while in jail.

An Occupy Wall Street-er rails against the one in the drunk tank; a one-woman wet t-shirt contest gets booked; a caramel-faced crook confides in guards.

An aspiring martial-arts fighter tries to wriggle out of handcuffs and gets stuck; a football rivalry takes a bad turn when a Steelers fan assaults a Ravens follower.

An amorous couple get nailed for indecent exposure but continue their bawdy behavior in the detention center. Meanwhile, onlookers in lockup get an eyeful from a booked hooker; and a tourist with attitude claims to be with the CIA.

Prison guards get physical with an uncooperative inmate; a man charged with DUI complains about the prison food; a security guard arrested for robbery fears that her dream job with Homeland Security may be out of reach.

A woman who was nabbed for jaywalking claims the police were out of line for arresting her; a young woman is brought in on domestic-violence charges. Later, a busted dealer claims he's selling pot to support his addiction to poker.

A woman stalking David Copperfield is arrested; an incensed inebriated inmate voices her displeasure with the guards; and a young man nabbed for driving under the influence of prescription drugs howls for his dog.

A repeat offender tries to goad officers into a physical confrontation; an inebriated cowgirl kicks up a fuss over the removal of her boots. Later, a man pinched for carrying a concealed weapon claims his blade is really used to shuck oysters.

A man is arrested for domestic violence after breaking down seven doors in his wife's house.