Патриот - Episode Guide

Brave sergeant Sanya Kuchin returns to his hometown to prepare for exams at the FSB Academy. But there he is waiting for a wedding, showdowns and... school love.

Lenka is going to fly to Moscow to scandalize the "House-2", but here's the trouble - her father took away her passport. And she sends Sanya to get the necessary document....

Lenka takes revenge on Sanya for her thwarted escape and posts a video with him in her stories. Sanya decides to "take down" Lenka's account and hires Hera and Stas to do it.

Lenka's mom checks the balance sheet and finds out that Lenka's shift has a shortage of forty thousand. Sanya volunteers to find the thief.

Sanya and Lenka reminisce about their school days. Hera is hungover, and Stas is risking his life to organize his personal life.

Lenka comes to Moscow to star in a TV series. Sanya gets a job in the judo section, training kids on a budget. And Crane investigates the case of a missing cable.

Lenka meets a "murky" photographer and gets involved in a story. Sanya goes to Moscow to "save" Lena.

Lenka scandalizes her parents and arranges a meeting with her subscribers. Hera, Stas, Valera and Lyusya are held hostage by an invalid. And Sanya proposes to Katya to date.

Sanya and Katya are together, but the lovers are hindered by Katya's talkative grandmother and... the lack of interior doors. Meanwhile, Valera forgets about Lyuba's birthday, but Max helps him out!

The lights in the house opposite have been on for the fifth day in a row. Sanya Kuchin decides to look into it. And then the question arises: who is Sanya? An indifferent person with a clear civic position or a butt in every barrel.

Саня устраивает в «Мечте» социальный уголок: из продуктов с оканчивающимся сроком годности он собирает «Корзину добра». Тем временем Ленка страдает от хейтеров и решает позлить недовольных подписчиков фейковым суицидом.

Valera decides to blackmail Lyuba with candid photos from her birthday. But Luba is armed - Max got Thor's Hammer and Thanos Glove from Aliexpress. Poor Valera!

Katya's mom arrives from Vladivostok, Crane suspects Sanya of domestic violence, and Sanya and Katya rush to the registry office.

To spoil the newlyweds' first night, Lenka sends a drunken company under Kuchin's windows. Gera and Stas spend the whole night preparing for the congratulations and arguing about which of them will be the Joker.

Sanya, Hera, Stas and Valera spend the night in a cell. Sanya has a terrible dream: 2030, Russia is invaded by the USA, and all hope is in him. What will Sanya do?

Valera is waiting for Sanya from the entrance exams and persuades Lenka to break up Katya and Sanya...

Katya persuades Sanya to come for the weekend. Gera and Stas become bloggers. And Lenka participates in a sausage-eating challenge.

Sanya Kuchin comes on vacation to his hometown with his comrade-in-arms, classmate Aiza. His wife Katya does not like his new friend at all, but Katya also has a sin, which she confesses to her husband. Lenka urgently needs money, and she decides to earn in a strip bar. Her father goes into hospital with a heart attack and asks Sanya to look after the store.

Sanya remembers his father, whom he lost as a child. Katya tries to beg Sanya's forgiveness to no avail, while Lenka is angry at her father and does not want to visit him in the hospital. Crane and Ayvaz compete with Aiza in an attempt to prove that they are stronger.

An inspector from the Ministry of Emergency Situations comes to the store and hints at a monthly fee. Sanya decides to catch the bribe-taker red-handed. Aiza gives Vasya stress therapy.

Katya suffers, and her grandmother decides to help her by casting a spell on Sanya. Lenka advertises a dog shelter and encourages subscribers to take a pet. Aiza catches a pawnbroker and intends to hand him over to the police.

Sanya meets Lenka's suitor, paratrooper Skvortsov, and discovers that Lenka is dynamiting him. After a day spent with Crane, Katya decides to give Sanya a divorce.

Katya's grandmother has disappeared. Crane and Sanya separately go in search of her. Luba sees Valera humiliating himself in front of the owner of the store "Flowers" and offers him another job. Valera proudly quits "Flowers", but soon has to ask to come back.

Aiza has not had sex for a long time, she behaves aggressively and snaps at nothing. Katya writes a statement against Sanya that he beat and raped her. Aiza helps Sanya to get out of this situation.

A drunken girl with a baby enters the store. Sanya takes the baby and demands to bring the mother. He and Lenka spend the day with the infant and learn the "charms" of parenthood. Max is rude to Valera, and Valera decides to take his son to an orphanage for educational purposes.

In the store, the lights are cut off for non-payment. Sanya uses combat savvy and an exercise bike. Katya lashes out at the kids at a children's party. Crane tries to help her, but as a result Katya ends up in a mental institution.

Lenka has entered the Challenge and performs various silly tasks. On the task of piercing her navel, she faces insurmountable obstacles. Crane visits Katya, but she fakes mental illness with the help of a doll to get rid of her boyfriend.

Valera fakes his death to avoid marriage with Manana. The matter comes to the funeral, and, fulfilling Valera's will, Sanya invites Olga Buzova to the wake. Crane is going to a concert with Katya.

Aiza teaches Lyusa to cook dumplings in a kettle, pours boiling water into the toilet, and the toilet breaks. Sanya volunteers to fix it. Lenka's mom finds a buyer for the store, but the deal falls through. Valera is hired as a security guard at the "Dream".

Lenka and Sanya try to reconcile their mother and father. Father, taking advantage of his freedom, goes to a massage parlor. Liusya is pursued by a perverted exhibitionist. Ayvaz and Aiza try to catch him, but he runs very fast.

Valera and Max experiment with "unbreakable" sneakers. Crane lives with Katya and accidentally offends her grandmother. Katya demands that Crane apologize, but it's not so easy. A high-voltage wire falls on the "Dream" store.

Valera meets a girl on the Internet and asks her out on a date. The girl turns out to be ill with cancer, and now Valera helps her fulfill her last wishes. Lenka has a date with the winner of the subscriber contest, and Sanya follows her.

Sanya is waiting for a meeting with the curator from the Academy and accidentally eats an ecstasy pill. Lenka tries to help Sanya avoid trouble. Katya demands a car from Crane, and he arranges to take the car from the unclaimed car lot.

Sanya returns from the Academy, and Hera, Valera and Vasya throw him a bachelor party. Ayvaz and Lyusya are going to apply, but it turns out that Ayvaz does not know where his passport is. As a result of investigations, it becomes clear that Katya did not cheat on Sanya.

Sanya apologizes to Katya, but she refuses to forgive him for nothing. Aiza bugs Kuchin and together with Lenka listens to what he is doing at his ex-girlfriend's place. Gera and Vasya sell spinners to pensioners under the guise of protection from 5G radiation. Crane beats up Sanya.

Injured Sanya rests at home and asks Lenka to visit the old man. Lucy's twin sister returns from prison. Father learns that Lenka and Sanya are going to get married without registration.

Crane investigates the fire in the store "Dream", which occurred on the day of the wedding of Sani and Lenka. And Sani's secrets of origin are revealed, as a result of which his career in the FSB is jeopardized.

Sanya is suspended from studying at the FSB Academy until the result of the DNA test is received, and he goes on vacation to Sochi with his new partner Oxy and Lenka. A temple is built on the ashes of Lenka's father's store.

Sanya wakes up in the hotel lobby after a three-day debauch. He, Lenka and Oxy are evicted, and they go home. A friend of Lenka's father during a feast signs over the bath complex to him. Valera opens a massage parlor at the baths.

Valera lets Hera and Stas live in the carriage on the condition that they find him a masseuse. Hera and Vasya bring Natella. While Sanya is searching for relatives, Lenka hires Nikita, a smm manager.

Sanya and Lenka want to have a child, but Lenka cannot get pregnant. When a family of pagans comes to the bath complex, Sanya asks the head of the family for advice on procreation.

Sani has two tickets to a war song concert, but no one wants to go with him. In the meantime, the smmshchik offers Lenka a standup performance. Oxy takes a massage master class from Natella to please Crane.

Katya draws a bruise to get a smartphone from Skvortsov. And Gera and Vasya melt phones to extract precious metals from them.

Sanya is still trying to sort out his family tree and finds the chronicler of his surname. And Lenka and Nikita shoot content at the cemetery.

Lenka and Nikita are captured by a maniac, who forces them to learn French and good manners. In the meantime, Gera, Vasya and Stas lead a thrash-stream to find Lenka.

The first in the history of Russian television series-musical about the rescue of Lenka and Nikita.

Sanya brings his paralyzed grandfather, whom he looks after, to the bathhouse. Valera gives the old man a feast of body and soul. Nikita suggests Lenka to return to the house of the maniac to shoot content there.

Alexander Emelianenko accidentally falls into the bath complex. Lenka sits under house arrest without means of communication, and Sanya arranges a day of disguise for himself.

Lenka's mother and father find an old videotape with home movies. Gera and Vasya work as part-time animators for Katya and lose a child.

Lenka is offended by Sanya and runs away from him to Moscow for filming together with Hera and Vasya. TV comes to the bath complex to shoot a story about Sanya.

The relationship between Sanya and Lenka reaches an impasse. Lenka is starring in the program "Let's Get Married", and Sanya asks Valera for brotherly advice.

Sanya confesses to Lenka that he cheated on her. In revenge, Lenka organizes a casting of grooms. Gera and Vasya shoot a challenge where Vasya has to pretend to be a dog.

Season finale! The Kuchins' father shows up at the bathhouse complex. Everything is falling into place.

Sanya Kuchin is preparing to graduate from the FSB Academy. Before that, the guy goes to his hometown to visit his relatives, and learns that without him it became quite bad. Sanka stays to restore order, and at the same time to deal with Crane, who let a silly rumor about him.

Lenka returns to town with American Chandler, her new boyfriend. Katya suffers from a heavy pregnancy, and Crane asks Sanya to play along with his lies.

Proud Valera refuses to go to the commune and continues to be homeless. Meanwhile, Sanya struggles with jealousy while Lenka and Chandler help reopen the "Dream" store.

Crane is sure that he is the father of Katya's child, not Sanya. At the commune, Hera becomes a mentor for Valera's ex-wife. Sanya works his first shift at the store, and Lenka receives a tempting offer.

Sanya leads the commune on a camping trip. They are unexpectedly joined by Valera, as well as Chandler, who wants to give Lenka a romantic surprise. During the adventure, Valera learns that Hera is hitting on Lyuba, and Sanya discovers Chandler's secret.

Valera wants to return to the commune, but everyone votes against it. Lenka's father finds out about his ex-wife's young lover and ends up in hospital. Sanya wants to impress Lenka, but things do not go according to plan.

Lenka decides to find Sana a girl to leave her and Chandler alone. Katya's grandmother is mastering the Internet and wants to become the muse of a famous director. Crane plans to use her wish for his own purposes.

Chandler accuses Lenka of still having feelings for Sana. In the "Dream" paychecks are given by products. Valera suffers because of the relationship between Lyuba and Gera.

Sanya falls into a coma. The commune promises to leave the leader, Valera joins them. He wants not only to help his brother, but also to get rid of Gera. At this time, Sanya travels in a dream through Pushkin's fairy tales and tries to sort out his feelings for Lenka.

Prokhor Chaliapin comes to the local House of Culture with a concert, which Katya's grandmother is very happy about. Chandler leaves for America without Lenka, and Sanya finally comes to his senses.

Prokhor Chaliapin comes to the local House of Culture with a concert, which Katya's grandmother is very happy about. Chandler leaves for America without Lenka, and Sanya finally comes to his senses.

Lenka's father goes to Turkey with his daughter for an operation. Valera tries to regain his authority in the commune, and Crane takes Katya to give birth. Meanwhile, Sanya and Lyusya catch a thief pretending to be pregnant.

Lyuba gets a new job. Sanya Kuchin and Crane celebrate paternity and decide to do a DNA test. After the procedure, an unexpected truth awaits the heroes.

Lenka's mother quarrels with her lover Nikita for the first time. Sanya helps a neighbor's grandmother to save a kitten and unexpectedly finds himself in another world.

Sanya locks himself in his room to finish his thesis. At this time, his relatives are in turmoil: Valera blackmails Lyuba, Katya shifts her parental duties to Crane, and Lenka has an operation.

Sanya goes to Moscow to defend his diploma, and Lenka plans to participate in a thrash-blogger's stream. Valera tries to protect his son from a group of hooligans.

Season finale! Sanya and Lenka are finally getting married. The girl is against a noisy celebration, but relatives are already preparing a surprise. Meanwhile, Hera proposes to Lyuba, and Valera decides on an uncompromising step, because of which all the heroes find themselves in an unexpected place.

The movie about the 2nd season of the series "Patriot" features interviews with the cast and creators, as well as exclusive footage from the set.