Barney Miller - Episode Guide

Episode List

Season 1

Ramon

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jan 23, 1975

Captain Miller runs headlong into a gun-toting teenage addict trying to break out of the police station.

The Experience

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jan 30, 1975

Barney has to talk Fish out of early retirement while searching out a bomber who is blowing up public buildings.

Snow Job

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Feb 6, 1975

An exhibitionist in a snowstorm, an armored car drivers' strike and no heat create chaos for Barney at the police station.

Graft

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Feb 13, 1975

Barney's men are accused of being on the take after a former detective from his squad becomes a member of Internal Affairs, the department's self-policing unit.

The Courtesans

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Feb 20, 1975

Wojciehowicz goes to Barney for advice when he becomes attracted to one of the girls he arrested at Rose's "VillageAGoGo".

The Stakeout

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Feb 27, 1975

Barney and his squad stake out a drug drop from an apartment house, but he fears their cover will be blown by visiting tenants.

The Bureaucrat

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Mar 6, 1975

A hard-drinking Washington bureaucrat who gets drunk in Barney's precinct becomes an overnight guest in the squad room cell.

Ms. Cop

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Mar 13, 1975

The new woman cop assigned to Barney's precinct does all the typing while all the other detectives are out capturing bank robbers.

The Vigilante

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Mar 20, 1975

Champ has to arrest an irate citizen who has been defending the neighborhood from muggers.

The Guest

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Mar 27, 1975

Barney's squad has the job of protecting a government witness from the vengeance of a crime syndicate.

The Escape Artist

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Apr 10, 1975

A prison escape artist who is apprehended by Barney's squad, must then be held until he's returned to jail.

Hair

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Apr 17, 1975

The new member of Barney's squad is an unconventional loner with a beard who is cool about becoming a 12th precinct Detective.

The Hero

Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: May 1, 1975

Chano becomes depressed after shooting two bank robbers; Barne's wife, Elizabeth, makes a citizen's arrest of an eight-year-old boy.

Season 2

Doomsday

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 11, 1975

A "human bomb" plans to self-destruct unless Barney arrests city officials & the Govenor.

The Social Worker

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 18, 1975

Elizabeth has Barney worried when she takes a job as a social worker in a tough section of the East Bronx.

The Layoff

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Sep 25, 1975

Just as the precinct is having an upsurge in crime, Barney is ordered to suspend three officers as a result of the city's financial crisis.

Ambush

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 2, 1975

Yemana is sidelined by a gunshot wound that is more embarrassing than painful.

Heat Wave

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 9, 1975

Members of Barney's squad of detectives resort to wearing dresses during a heat wave to help women detectives Wentworth and Bailey catch a rapist.

The Arsonist

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 16, 1975

Harris looks to psychology for help in finding an arsonist plaguing the precinct; Chano arrests a man for shooting a candy machine.

Grand Hotel

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Oct 23, 1975

Wojciehowicz and Wentworth check into a plush New York hotel posing as man & wife to discover who has been robbing the guests.

Discovery

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Oct 30, 1975

One of Barney's detectives is accused of extortion by a member of the gay community.

You Dirty Rat

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Nov 13, 1975

Barney's detectives are short two kilos of marijuana for the narcotics squad, and Wojo is bitten by a rat at the precinct house.

The Horse Thief

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Nov 20, 1975

Rain

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Nov 27, 1975

Fish

Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Dec 4, 1975

Hot Dogs

Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Dec 11, 1975

Protection

Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Dec 18, 1975

Happy New Year

Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Jan 8, 1976

The Sniper

Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Jan 22, 1976

Fear of Flying

Episode: 2x17 | Airdate: Jan 29, 1976

Block Party

Episode: 2x18 | Airdate: Feb 12, 1976

Massage Parlor

Episode: 2x19 | Airdate: Feb 19, 1976

The Psychiatrist

Episode: 2x20 | Airdate: Feb 26, 1976

The Kid

Episode: 2x21 | Airdate: Mar 6, 1976

The Mole

Episode: 2x22 | Airdate: Mar 18, 1976

Season 3

Evacuation

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 23, 1976

Quarantine (1)

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Sep 30, 1976

Quarantine (2)

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Oct 7, 1976

Bus Stop

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Oct 14, 1976

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

The Election

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Oct 21, 1976

Werewolf

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Oct 28, 1976

The usual loonies arrive due to the full moon outside, which includes a man who swears he is turning into a werewolf.

The Recluse

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Nov 11, 1976

Non-Involvement

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Nov 18, 1976

Power Failure

Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Dec 9, 1976

Christmas Story

Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Dec 23, 1976

Fish ends up having to don a Santa suit on Christmas Eve to catch a robber; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim; a frustrated department store shopper is arrested.

Hash

Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Dec 30, 1976

Wojo's girlfriend bakes brownies with a surprise inside and Wojo brings them to work and shares with the guys.

Smog Alert

Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Jan 6, 1977

Community Relations

Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Jan 13, 1977

The Rand Report

Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Jan 20, 1976

Fire '77

Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: Jan 27, 1977

A suicidal couple is brought into the police station after a man turns himself in for murder. A criminal who is brought into the station house sets a fire that threatens to engulf the station.