Gintama 1x37: People Who Say that Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself
Gintama 1x21: If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful
Gintama 1x16: If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life's a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!
Gintama 1x14: Boys Have a Weird Ritual That Makes Them Think They Turn into Men When They Touch a Frog / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits—Just the Armpits
