Main Characters Mrs. Betty Slocombe Captain Stephen Peacock Miss Shirley Brahms Mavis Moulterd Miss Long Wee Maurice Moulterd Celia Littlewood Sir Robert Car Driver Jessica Lovelock Mr. Thorpe Museum Curator Museum Attendant Miss Prescott Colin Malcolm Heathcliff Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold