Guest Stars Eve Smith as Old Woman Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson Leann Hunley as Woman 2 Kristian Alfonso as Woman Dirk Benedict as Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Lyle Alzado as Lyle Alzado Shawn Weatherly as Beauty Pageant Contestant Rod McCary as M.C. Richard Simmons as Richard Simmons Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver Sydney Lassick as Walter Poindexter Jocko Marcellino as Thug 2 LaWanda Page as Aunt Esther Anderson Sid Haig as Thug Charlie Dell as Salesman Bill Wiley as Underling 2 Jake Steinfeld as The Hulk Philip Bruns as Mr. Beasley Ed McMahon as Ed McMahon Nancy Parsons as Grendel Steve Liebman as Underling Jim Lange as Jim Lange Jeff B. Cohen as Ralph David Stone as Maheshwara Clara Peller as Old Lady (from Where's the beef? commercial) Uncredited Tom Willett as Man From Future Steven Ameche as Punk Rocker Geoff Vanderstock as Man Wearing Blonde Wig
