Guest Stars Dirk Benedict as Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Leann Hunley as Woman 2 Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver Shawn Weatherly as Beauty Pageant Contestant Rod McCary as M.C. Kristian Alfonso as Woman Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson Bill Wiley as Underling 2 Richard Simmons as Richard Simmons Sydney Lassick as Walter Poindexter Sid Haig as Thug Philip Bruns as Mr. Beasley Charlie Dell as Salesman Steve Liebman as Underling Eve Smith as Old Woman Jocko Marcellino as Thug 2 Jim Lange as Jim Lange Jeff B. Cohen as Ralph David Stone as Maheshwara Clara Peller as Old Lady (from Where's the beef? commercial) LaWanda Page as Aunt Esther Anderson Lyle Alzado as Lyle Alzado Jake Steinfeld as The Hulk Ed McMahon as Ed McMahon Nancy Parsons as Grendel Uncredited Tom Willett as Man From Future Steven Ameche as Punk Rocker Geoff Vanderstock as Man Wearing Blonde Wig