Guest Stars Eve Smith as Old Woman Dirk Benedict as Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Leann Hunley as Woman 2 Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson Kristian Alfonso as Woman Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver Shawn Weatherly as Beauty Pageant Contestant Richard Simmons as Richard Simmons Sydney Lassick as Walter Poindexter Charlie Dell as Salesman LaWanda Page as Aunt Esther Anderson Rod McCary as M.C. Sid Haig as Thug Ed McMahon as Ed McMahon Nancy Parsons as Grendel Clara Peller as Old Lady (from Where's the beef? commercial) David Stone as Maheshwara Jeff B. Cohen as Ralph Jim Lange as Jim Lange Steve Liebman as Underling Jocko Marcellino as Thug 2 Lyle Alzado as Lyle Alzado Jake Steinfeld as The Hulk Bill Wiley as Underling 2 Philip Bruns as Mr. Beasley Uncredited Tom Willett as Man From Future Steven Ameche as Punk Rocker Geoff Vanderstock as Man Wearing Blonde Wig
