Special Guest Stars Chris Potter as Mr. Rice Amy Sedaris as Charlie Donato Stacy Edwards as Meredith Rice Diana Scarwid as Jackie Madden Guest Stars Joel de la Fuente as TARU Tech Ruben Morales Robert John Burke as Ed Tucker Stephen Gregory as Dr. Kyle Beresford Jill Marie Lawrence as Attorney Cleo Conrad Ian Bedford as Officer Bamford Julie White as Dr. Anne Morella Pamela Dunlap as Soccer Mom James Urbaniak as Wade Donato Jake Weary as Shane Madden Oliver Solomon as Rudy Norwick Brian Maillard as Gil Tanner Marcel Puissant as Laurent Joey Parsons as Lana Tyler Hudson as Jason Rice Mischa Kischkum as Fred Moynihan James Van Treuren as Teacher Elisabeth S. Rodgers as Vanessa Henderson Chuck Montgomery as Vic Spinella Nicole Austin as Porn Queen Matt LoGuercio as Mr. Carson D.L. Shroder as Phil Gordon Jenny Fellner as Cindy Bellamy Uncredited Steve Zirnkilton voices Opening Narration