Tom is performing Tom Talk about his Five Principles of Counter-Intuitive. Jonah is sucked into the intro, and when he returns Kinga calls and explains that she is planning a marriage to cement her position as Queen of All Media. Max assume that she plans to marry him, and Kinga says that she's going to marry Jonah... and if he refuses, she's going to shut off his oxygen. They proceed with the Invention Exchange, and Jonah presents Yeasta Pet. The Mads present Flavor Sweat, which improves the flavor of the drinker's sweat. Kinga then sends them Carnival Magic.
At the first break, Jonah and the bots recreate Alex the talking chimp from the movie, with Crow in the starring role. Then Tom presents Jonah as Markov the Magnificent, the movie's magician.
At the second break, Tom and Crow pretend to be troopers driving down the road and calling each other on the CB. There's a lot of nonsensical codes called out.
At the third break, a rocket pulls up. Phinneaus Tiberius Mindslap, proprietor of the Great Space Circus. He sings, asking for money. The bots would rather binge Season 2 of Fargo. They start to reconsider, but Mindslap would rather sing about it then have them come over and see... particularly when it's all in the dark. On the Moon, Kinga complains about the unauthorized singing and Mindslap asks if she'd part with Jonah and the bots for the right price. She figures that Mindslap is running a scam and want them to work in the kitchen, and refuses to let anyone exploit them but her. Mindslap warns that he'll be back, and departs.
After the movie ends, the Mads pretend to be parade announcers while Jonah and the bots watch a fake parade. Once the Mads are done, Kinga has Max press the button.
Written by Gadfly on May 5, 2017