The Test
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 18, 1990
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 18, 1990
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Sep 25, 1990
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Oct 2, 1990
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Oct 9, 1990
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Oct 16, 1990
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Oct 23, 1990
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Oct 30, 1990
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Nov 6, 1990
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Nov 13, 1990
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Nov 27, 1990
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Dec 4, 1990
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Dec 18, 1990
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Jan 8, 1991
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Jan 15, 1991
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: Jan 22, 1991
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
Episode: 3x16 | Airdate: Feb 5, 1991
Darlene is embarrassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
Episode: 3x17 | Airdate: Feb 12, 1991
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
Episode: 3x18 | Airdate: Feb 19, 1991
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
Episode: 3x19 | Airdate: Feb 26, 1991
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
Episode: 3x20 | Airdate: Mar 12, 1991
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
Episode: 3x21 | Airdate: Mar 26, 1991
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
Episode: 3x22 | Airdate: Apr 2, 1991
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
Episode: 3x23 | Airdate: Apr 30, 1991
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
Episode: 3x24 | Airdate: May 7, 1991
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
Episode: 3x25 | Airdate: May 14, 1991
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.