Special Guest Stars Alec Baldwin as Jack Keller Guest Stars S.A. Griffin as Detective Jernigan Ransford Doherty as Steve #2 Tim Herzog as Steve #1 Michael Rooker as Marcus Wexler Mark Sheppard as George Beckwahr Ed McMahon as Himself Cullen Douglas as Schmee Andrew Bowen as Eric Bates Arell Blanton as Chip Hachmeister Co Starring Joanna Krupa as Nicole Rigo Sanchez as Bellhop Vincent Duvall as Ray Anawalt Andrew Ableson as Max Kraznau Smalls as Beefy Security Guard Juliette Bennett as Teacher Darrin Bates as Student
