Ilana Wernick

The Santa Clauses (2022)

• Episode 1x04: Chapter Four: The Shoes Off the Bed Clause (Nov 30, 2022)

• Episode 1x06: Chapter Six: A Christmas to Remember (Dec 14, 2022)
• Episode 1x05: Chapter Five: Across the Yule-Verse (Dec 7, 2022)

Maggie (2022)

• Episode 1x13: Things End Where They Began (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x12: The Fortune You Seek Is in Another Cookie (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x11: You Will Experience a Loss (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x10: A Mysterious Invitation Awaits You (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x09: You Will Help Someone Take a Chance (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x08: Your Past Will Inform Your Present (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x07: You Will Have a Night to Remember (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x06: I See a Baby in Your Future (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x05: You Are a Skilled Mentor by Nature (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x04: A Dinner Guest Will Surprise You (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x03: You Are the Master of Your Own Emotions (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x02: A New Friendship Awaits You (Jul 6, 2022)
• Episode 1x01: Things Begin Where They End (Jul 6, 2022)
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• Episode 1x11: You Will Experience a Loss (Jul 6, 2022)

Life in Pieces (2015)

• Episode 4x04: Birth Meddling Jacket Denial (May 2, 2019)

Mom (2013)

• Episode 8x01: Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police (Nov 5, 2020)

• Episode 8x15: Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear (Apr 22, 2021)
• Episode 8x14: Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy (Apr 15, 2021)
• Episode 8x09: Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies (Feb 25, 2021)
• Episode 8x02: Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error (Nov 12, 2020)
• Episode 8x01: Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police (Nov 5, 2020)
• Episode 7x17: Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No (Mar 5, 2020)
• Episode 7x13: Dammit Sandra and the Money Bus (Jan 30, 2020)
• Episode 7x06: Wile E. Coyote and a Possessed Doll (Nov 7, 2019)
• Episode 7x02: Pop Pop and a Puma (Oct 3, 2019)
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• Episode 8x17: A Community Hero and a Wide Turn (May 6, 2021)
• Episode 8x10: Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man (Mar 4, 2021)
• Episode 8x07: S'mores and a Sadness Cocoon (Feb 11, 2021)
• Episode 8x05: Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop (Dec 17, 2020)
• Episode 7x11: One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress (Jan 9, 2020)
• Episode 7x09: Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff (Dec 5, 2019)
• Episode 7x07: Pork Butt and a Mall Walker (Nov 14, 2019)
• Episode 7x04: Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird (Oct 17, 2019)
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The Middle (2009)

• Episode 9x19: Bat Out of Heck (Apr 10, 2018)
• Episode 9x14: Guess Who's Coming to Frozen Dinner (Feb 6, 2018)
• Episode 9x10: The Christmas Miracle (Dec 12, 2017)
• Episode 9x02: Please Don't Feed the Hecks (Oct 10, 2017)
• Episode 8x23: Fight or Flight (May 16, 2017)
• Episode 8x18: The Par-tay (Apr 4, 2017)
• Episode 8x13: Ovary and Out (Feb 7, 2017)
• Episode 8x06: Thanksgiving VIII (Nov 22, 2016)
• Episode 8x01: The Core Group (Oct 11, 2016)
• Episode 7x20: Survey Says… (Apr 13, 2016)
• Episode 7x15: Hecks at a Movie (Feb 17, 2016)
• Episode 7x07: Homecoming II: The Tailgate (Nov 11, 2015)
• Episode 7x04: Risky Business (Oct 14, 2015)
• Episode 6x18: Operation Infiltration (Apr 1, 2015)
• Episode 6x11: A Quarry Story (Jan 14, 2015)
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Modern Family (2009)

• Episode 2x21: Mother's Day (May 4, 2011)
• Episode 2x11: Slow Down Your Neighbors (Jan 5, 2011)
• Episode 2x10: Dance Dance Revelation (Dec 8, 2010)
• Episode 1x24: Family Portrait (May 19, 2010)
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'til Death (2006)

• Episode 4x37: Cold Case (Jun 20, 2010)
• Episode 4x36: Coupon Bob (Jun 13, 2010)
• Episode 4x35: The Joy of Learning (Jun 6, 2010)
• Episode 4x30: Brother's Keeper (Apr 25, 2010)
• Episode 4x26: Family Vacation (Apr 4, 2010)
• Episode 4x24: Dog Fight (Mar 28, 2010)
• Episode 4x22: Ally Abroad (Mar 21, 2010)
• Episode 4x16: Can't Elope (Feb 28, 2010)
• Episode 4x14: Perfect Couple (Feb 21, 2010)
• Episode 4x12: Snore Loser (Feb 14, 2010)
• Episode 4x07: The Buffer (Dec 25, 2009)
• Episode 4x06: The Ex-Factor (Dec 25, 2009)
• Episode 4x05: The Courtship of Eddie's Parents (Dec 25, 2009)
• Episode 4x04: No Complaints (Dec 25, 2009)
• Episode 3x07: Secret Meatball (Oct 8, 2008)
• Episode 3x06: Circumdecision (Oct 8, 2008)
• Episode 3x05: Philadelphia Freedom (Oct 1, 2008)
• Episode 3x04: Sugar Dougie (Oct 1, 2008)
• Episode 3x03: Dreamguys (Sep 24, 2008)
• Episode 3x02: Joy Ride (Sep 17, 2008)
• Episode 3x01: Speed Bumps (Sep 10, 2008)
• Episode 2x15: Swimming with Starks (May 14, 2008)
• Episode 2x14: Second Marriage Guy (May 7, 2008)
• Episode 2x13: Sob Story (Apr 30, 2008)
• Episode 2x12: Snip/Duck (Apr 23, 2008)
• Episode 2x11: Raisinette in the Sun (Apr 16, 2008)
• Episode 2x10: Really Big Brother (Mar 25, 2008)
• Episode 2x09: Everybody Digs Doug (Nov 28, 2007)
• Episode 2x08: No More Mr. Vice Guy (Nov 28, 2007)
• Episode 2x07: Bedtime Stories (Nov 14, 2007)
• Episode 2x06: Vintage Eddie (Nov 7, 2007)
• Episode 2x05: Mixed Doubles (Oct 17, 2007)
• Episode 2x04: The Tale of the Tape (Oct 10, 2007)
• Episode 2x03: Come Out and Play (Oct 3, 2007)
• Episode 2x02: Four Neighbors and a Funeral (Sep 26, 2007)
• Episode 2x01: Performance Anxiety (Sep 19, 2007)
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• Episode 4x35: The Joy of Learning (Jun 6, 2010)
• Episode 4x14: Perfect Couple (Feb 21, 2010)
• Episode 4x04: No Complaints (Dec 25, 2009)
• Episode 3x03: Dreamguys (Sep 24, 2008)
• Episode 2x15: Swimming with Starks (May 14, 2008)
• Episode 2x14: Second Marriage Guy (May 7, 2008)
• Episode 2x02: Four Neighbors and a Funeral (Sep 26, 2007)
• Episode 2x01: Performance Anxiety (Sep 19, 2007)
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• Episode 2x13: Sob Story (Apr 30, 2008)

The King of Queens (1998)

• Episode 7x22: Buy Curious (May 18, 2005)
• Episode 7x21: Slippery Slope (May 9, 2005)
• Episode 7x20: Catching Hell (Apr 20, 2005)
• Episode 7x19: Ice Cubed (Apr 13, 2005)
• Episode 7x18: Van, Go (Apr 6, 2005)
• Episode 7x17: Wish Boned (Mar 30, 2005)
• Episode 7x16: Black List (Mar 16, 2005)
• Episode 7x15: Deconstructing Carrie (Mar 2, 2005)
• Episode 7x14: Hi, School (Feb 23, 2005)
• Episode 7x13: Gorilla Warfare (Feb 16, 2005)
• Episode 7x12: Gym Neighbors (Feb 9, 2005)
• Episode 7x11: Pour Judgment (Jan 26, 2005)
• Episode 7x10: Domestic Disturbance (Jan 19, 2005)
• Episode 7x09: Cologne Ranger (Jan 12, 2005)
• Episode 7x08: Awed Couple (Jan 5, 2005)
• Episode 7x07: Silent Mite (Dec 15, 2004)
• Episode 7x06: Off-Track Bedding? (Dec 8, 2004)
• Episode 7x05: Name Dropper (Dec 1, 2004)
• Episode 7x04: Entertainment Weakly (Nov 24, 2004)
• Episode 7x03: Furious Gorge (Nov 10, 2004)
• Episode 7x02: Dugan Groupie (Nov 3, 2004)
• Episode 7x01: Lost Vegas (Oct 27, 2004)
• Episode 6x24: Awful Bigamy (May 19, 2004)
• Episode 6x23: Icky Shuffle (May 12, 2004)
• Episode 6x22: Altar Ego (May 5, 2004)
• Episode 6x21: Tank Heaven (Apr 7, 2004)
• Episode 6x20: Foe: Pa (Mar 24, 2004)
• Episode 6x19: Precedent Nixin' (Mar 17, 2004)
• Episode 6x18: Trash Talker (Mar 3, 2004)
• Episode 6x17: Multiple Plots (Feb 25, 2004)
• Episode 6x16: Damned Yanky (Feb 18, 2004)
• Episode 6x14: Switch Sitters (Feb 11, 2004)
• Episode 6x13: Frigid Heirs (Jan 14, 2004)
• Episode 6x12: Dougie Houser (Jan 7, 2004)
• Episode 6x11: Santa Claustrophobia (Dec 17, 2003)
• Episode 6x10: American Idle (Dec 3, 2003)
• Episode 6x08: Eggsit Strategy (Nov 19, 2003)
• Episode 6x07: Secret Garden (Nov 12, 2003)
• Episode 6x06: Affidavit Justice (Oct 29, 2003)
• Episode 6x05: Nocturnal Omission (Oct 22, 2003)
• Episode 6x04: Dreading Vows (Oct 15, 2003)
• Episode 6x03: King Pong (Oct 8, 2003)
• Episode 6x02: Doug Less (Part 2) (Oct 1, 2003)
• Episode 6x01: Doug Less (Part 1) (Oct 1, 2003)
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• Episode 4x15: Dougie Nights (Feb 4, 2002)
• Episode 4x14: Double Downer (Jan 14, 2002)
• Episode 4x13: Food Fight (Jan 7, 2002)
• Episode 4x12: Ovary Action (Dec 17, 2001)
• Episode 4x11: Depo Man (Dec 10, 2001)
• Episode 4x10: Oxy Moron (Nov 26, 2001)
• Episode 4x09: Veiled Threat (Nov 19, 2001)
• Episode 4x08: Life Sentence (Nov 12, 2001)
• Episode 4x07: Lyin' Hearted (Nov 5, 2001)
• Episode 4x06: Ticker Treat (Oct 29, 2001)
• Episode 4x05: No Retreat (Oct 22, 2001)
• Episode 4x04: Friender Bender (Oct 15, 2001)
• Episode 4x03: Mean Streak (Oct 8, 2001)
• Episode 4x02: Sight Gag (Oct 1, 2001)
• Episode 4x01: Walk, Man (Sep 24, 2001)
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• Episode 4x25: Shrink Wrap (May 20, 2002)
• Episode 4x24: Two Thirty (May 20, 2002)
• Episode 4x23: Eddie Money (May 13, 2002)
• Episode 4x22: Patrons Ain't (May 6, 2002)
• Episode 4x21: Bun Dummy (Apr 29, 2002)
• Episode 4x20: Lush Life (Apr 8, 2002)
• Episode 4x19: Screwed Driver (Mar 25, 2002)
• Episode 4x18: Hero Worship (Mar 18, 2002)
• Episode 4x17: Missing Links (Mar 4, 2002)
• Episode 4x16: No Orleans (Feb 25, 2002)
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• Episode 5x25: Bed Spread (May 19, 2003)
• Episode 5x24: Taste Buds (May 12, 2003)
• Episode 5x23: Dog Shelter (May 5, 2003)
• Episode 5x22: Queens'bro Bridge (Apr 28, 2003)
• Episode 5x21: Clothes Encounter (Apr 21, 2003)
• Episode 5x20: Driving Reign (Apr 14, 2003)
• Episode 5x19: Cowardly Lyin' (Mar 31, 2003)
• Episode 5x18: Steve Moscow (Mar 10, 2003)
• Episode 5x17: S'Poor House (Feb 24, 2003)
• Episode 5x16: Golden Moldy (Feb 17, 2003)
• Episode 5x15: Animal Attraction (Feb 10, 2003)
• Episode 5x14: Prints Charming (Feb 3, 2003)
• Episode 5x13: Attention Deficit (Jan 20, 2003)
• Episode 5x12: Jung Frankenstein (Jan 6, 2003)
• Episode 5x11: Mentalo Case (Dec 16, 2002)
• Episode 5x10: Loaner Car (Nov 25, 2002)
• Episode 5x09: Connect Four (Nov 18, 2002)
• Episode 5x08: Flash Photography (Nov 11, 2002)
• Episode 5x07: Flame Resistant (Nov 4, 2002)
• Episode 5x06: Business Affairs (Oct 28, 2002)
• Episode 5x05: Mammary Lane (Oct 21, 2002)
• Episode 5x04: Kirbed Enthusiasm (Oct 14, 2002)
• Episode 5x03: Holy Mackerel (Oct 7, 2002)
• Episode 5x02: Window Pain (Sep 30, 2002)
• Episode 5x01: Arthur, Spooner (Sep 23, 2002)
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• Episode 9x13: China Syndrome (Part 2) (May 14, 2007)
• Episode 9x12: China Syndrome (Part 1) (May 14, 2007)
• Episode 9x11: Single Spaced (May 7, 2007)
• Episode 9x10: Manhattan Project (Apr 30, 2007)
• Episode 9x09: Mild Bunch (Apr 23, 2007)
• Episode 9x08: Offensive Fowl (Apr 16, 2007)
• Episode 9x07: Home Cheapo (Apr 9, 2007)
• Episode 9x06: Brace Yourself (Jan 3, 2007)
• Episode 9x05: Ruff Goin' (Dec 20, 2006)
• Episode 9x04: Major Disturbance (Dec 13, 2006)
• Episode 9x03: Moxie Moron (Dec 13, 2006)
• Episode 9x02: Affair Trade (Dec 6, 2006)
• Episode 9x01: Mama Cast (Dec 6, 2006)
• Episode 8x23: Acting Out (May 22, 2006)
• Episode 8x22: Fight Schlub (May 15, 2006)
• Episode 8x21: Hartford Wailer (May 8, 2006)
• Episode 8x20: Four Play (May 1, 2006)
• Episode 8x19: Emotional Rollercoaster (Apr 10, 2006)
• Episode 8x18: Sold-Y Locks (Mar 20, 2006)
• Episode 8x17: Present Tense (Mar 13, 2006)
• Episode 8x16: Knee Jerk (Mar 6, 2006)
• Episode 8x15: Buggie Nights (Feb 27, 2006)
• Episode 8x14: Apartment Complex (Feb 6, 2006)
• Episode 8x13: Gambling N'Diction (Jan 23, 2006)
• Episode 8x12: Fresh Brood (Jan 9, 2006)
• Episode 8x11: Baker's Doesn't (Dec 19, 2005)
• Episode 8x10: Raygin Bulls (Nov 28, 2005)
• Episode 8x09: G'Night, Stalker (Nov 21, 2005)
• Episode 8x08: Move Doubt (Nov 14, 2005)
• Episode 8x07: Inn Escapable (Nov 7, 2005)
• Episode 8x06: Shear Torture (Oct 24, 2005)
• Episode 8x05: Sandwiched Out (Oct 17, 2005)
• Episode 8x04: Like Hell (Oct 10, 2005)
• Episode 8x03: Consummate Professional (Oct 3, 2005)
• Episode 8x02: Vocal Discord (Sep 26, 2005)
• Episode 8x01: Pole Lox (Sep 19, 2005)
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• Episode 9x07: Home Cheapo (Apr 9, 2007)
• Episode 9x04: Major Disturbance (Dec 13, 2006)
• Episode 9x01: Mama Cast (Dec 6, 2006)
• Episode 8x13: Gambling N'Diction (Jan 23, 2006)
• Episode 8x11: Baker's Doesn't (Dec 19, 2005)
• Episode 8x03: Consummate Professional (Oct 3, 2005)
• Episode 7x22: Buy Curious (May 18, 2005)
• Episode 7x14: Hi, School (Feb 23, 2005)
• Episode 7x07: Silent Mite (Dec 15, 2004)
• Episode 7x03: Furious Gorge (Nov 10, 2004)
• Episode 6x24: Awful Bigamy (May 19, 2004)
• Episode 6x19: Precedent Nixin' (Mar 17, 2004)
• Episode 6x02: Doug Less (Part 2) (Oct 1, 2003)
• Episode 6x01: Doug Less (Part 1) (Oct 1, 2003)
• Episode 5x23: Dog Shelter (May 5, 2003)
• Episode 5x19: Cowardly Lyin' (Mar 31, 2003)
• Episode 5x09: Connect Four (Nov 18, 2002)
• Episode 5x03: Holy Mackerel (Oct 7, 2002)
• Episode 5x02: Window Pain (Sep 30, 2002)
• Episode 4x22: Patrons Ain't (May 6, 2002)
• Episode 4x16: No Orleans (Feb 25, 2002)
• Episode 4x11: Depo Man (Dec 10, 2001)
• Episode 4x09: Veiled Threat (Nov 19, 2001)
• Episode 4x07: Lyin' Hearted (Nov 5, 2001)
• Episode 3x22: Swim Neighbors (May 7, 2001)
• Episode 3x16: Horizontal Hold (Feb 19, 2001)
• Episode 3x13: Hi Def-Jam (Jan 29, 2001)
• Episode 3x09: Twisted Sitters (Nov 27, 2000)
• Episode 3x04: Class Struggle (Oct 23, 2000)
• Episode 2x23: Restaurant Row (May 8, 2000)
• Episode 2x05: Tube Stakes (Oct 18, 1999)
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• Episode 9x11: Single Spaced (May 7, 2007)