The George Lucas Talk Show - Episode Guide

The George Lucas Talk Show hosted a 30+ hour marathon of all 14 live action Star Wars movies as a fundraiser for the laid off UCB Theater staff in New York. Hosted by George Lucas (Connor Ratliff) and his sidekick (Watto), how much will they raise? Will they have to watch all of Arli$$? Will George lose his mind? Only one way to find out. Yippee.

It is a period of online comedy. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has established a new home base on PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, from the podcast DEAD EYES) and his sidekick WATTO (BLANK CHECK co-host GRIFFIN NEWMAN), after barely surviving their recent 30+ hour-long STAR WARS DAY watch-a-thon, now face a new mission proposed to them by the comedian CHRIS GETHARD. GEORGE and WATTO will watch all eighty episodes of the HBO Original Series, ARLI$$, which ran for seven seasons from NINETEEN NINETY-SIX until TWO THOUSAND AND TWO. Joined by a series of SPECIAL GUESTS, they will watch one season every SUNDAY, all the while raising money for a series of charities..

SEASON II ARLITTACK OF THE CLONE$$ The SECOND SEASON begins. Having watched the first season of ARLI$$ in its entirety, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its 7-week watchathon on their new home base, PLANET SCUM. Having raised over TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND dollars for charity so far this year, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, from the podcast DEAD EYES) and his sidekick WATTO (BLANK CHECK co-host GRIFFIN NEWMAN) have set their sights on helping the MUSEUM OF THE MOVING IMAGE in QUEENS, NEW YORK, hard hit by the scourge of COVID-19. GEORGE and WATTO now have SIXTY-NINE episodes left to view, and this sophomore season of the HOME BOX OFFICE Original Series is made up of only TEN, ONE episode fewer than last week. Joined once more by a series of SPECIAL GUESTS, there might even be a visit from ONE or more original cast members, including a possible return appearance by series creator and star, ROBERT WUHL..

SEASON III REVENGE OF THE ARLI$$ITH There is unrest on PLANET SCUM. Three weeks into their charity watchathon series, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has already been visited by SEVENTY-FIVE percent of the main cast of ARLI$$, now available to view on the new premium streaming channel, HBO MAX. SEVERAL THOUSAND dollars have been raised for charity as retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, as seen in the FIRST TWO seasons of SEARCH PARTY on HBO MAX as well as the forthcoming seasons THREE and FOUR) and his sidekick WATTO (actor/comedian GRIFFIN NEWMAN, also on HBO MAX's SEARCH PARTY, but only in season ONE) have declared their intentions to continue watching a new season every week for the next FIVE weeks. With only FIFTY-NINE episodes remaining, they continue to welcome mysterious SPECIAL GUESTS and to create stretch goals to encourage more donations. This week, they are raising money for the NATIONAL BAIL FUND NETWORK, to help pay bail for those who cannot afford it. Meanwhile, producer PATRICK COTNOIR would like to ask everyone to follow him on Twitter and to RT his pinned tweet, especially if you are FAMOUS or an INFLUENCER..

SEASON V THE EMPARLI $TRIKE$ BACK ARLI$$ continues. With only three seasons remaining in THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW'S seven-week charity watchathon, is there anyone left who hasn't already donated? Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (retired improviser CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (trendsetter GRIFFIN NEWMAN) have only THIRTY-FOUR episodes left, which they will enjoy while welcoming a mysterious array of SPECIAL GUESTS. This week, they are raising money for the THE BLACK TV and FILM COLLECTIVE, a nonprofit with a simple mission: to create opportunities for artists of color to achieve their long-term career goals within the TV, FILM and ENTERTAINMENT industries..

It is the Summer of 2001, and AMERICA is reeling from the questionable outcome of a contentious presidential election. ARLI$$ MICHAELS, sports super-agent, continues to navigate the tricky world of professional sports, not realizing that the world itself was about to be tranformed by events beyond his control. Two decades later, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW prepares to experience the penultimate season of HBO's now long-running single camera comedy with fresh eyes. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (VEEP day player CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (VINYL regular GRIFFIN NEWMAN) have only TWENTY-ONE episodes left, which they will enjoy while welcoming a mysterious array of SPECIAL GUESTS. This week, they are raising money for G.L.I.T.S. (GAYS AND LESBIANS LIVING IN A TRANSGENDER SOCIETY), a grassroots organization dedicated to supporting the LGBTQIA community internationally..

SEASON VII THE ARLI$$ AWAKEN$ For most of us the dream of becoming a champion remains a fantasy. But for a special few it is very much a reality. We cheer them. We live through them. Athletes are our last warriors. His job was to make their dreams come true. His name is ARLI$$ MICHAELS. He represents athletes. These were his stories. Over the past SIX weeks, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has watched HOME BOX OFFICE'S FIRST and finest single camera sports comedy while raising money for charity. Now, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (CONNOR RATLIFF, as seen in UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT: KIMMY VS THE REVEREND) and his sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from the upcoming MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION) are braced to say farewell, with a mere ELEVEN episodes left in this, its SEVENTH and final season (so far), which they will enjoy while welcoming a series of mysterious SURPRISE GUESTS. This week, they are raising money for RAINN, the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization..

Season 1 THX 1600: The Battle for Penndor THE GILCHRISTS struggle with everyday problems -- with one big difference. Their head of household (BILL PULLMAN) is also the leader of THE FREE WORLD. Between entertaining FOREIGN DIGNITARIES, holding secret CABINET meetings and dealing with emergencies, the PRESIDENT'S family must also face everyday issues like a grown SON (JOSH GAD) moving in and becoming one of the administration's biggest liabilities. TEENAGERS who are too smart for their own good and a STEPMOTHER (JENNA ELFMAN) who struggles to connect with the children add to the mix. Despite their extraordinary setting, THE GILCHRISTS prove that, at the end of the day, people are just...people. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will watch their entire saga unfold over the course of 13 episodes, originally broadcast by the NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY and currently only available by purchasing them via AMAZON or on DVD HOME VIDEO. (SORRY) Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (CONNOR RATLIFF, 10 episodes of THE PRESIDENT SHOW) and his sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, 20 episodes of OUR CARTOON PRESIDENT) will spend the day enjoying these episodes while while welcoming a series of mysterious SURPRISE GUESTS. Will one of them be JOSH GAD? Why not tweet at him now to join us? He loves reunions and has not officially agreed to join this one....but don't be annoying. This week, they are raising money for THE MUSEUM OF THE MOVING IMAGE in Astoria, Queens, in the hopes that THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW can help them out and also get our show's name on the back of one of their theater seats..

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode III ASKEW OF THE VIEWS Snoochie Boochies. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 long years the slightest of cult comedy sensations at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly finds itself without a home due to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon's undermerchandized series, THE TICK), joined by their snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have now officially re-launched their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. Aided at times by the public domain music of VLAD GLUSCHENKO (though the original theme music you are hearing right now is by RYAN MILLER from GUSTER) and a smattering of surprise visits from various FRIENDS, George And Watto seek to reinvent the talk show with a bold new format in which their shortest episodes have been at least 60 seconds longer than MARTIN SCORSESE'S THE IRISHMAN...will tonight be any different? Find out tonight, on THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. - THIS WEEK'S GUEST KEVIN SMITH #Clerkskywalker #Mallwomprats #THX113Amy #Dogmandalorian #ReyAndSilentBb8StrikeBack #JynErsoGirl #ClerksIID2 #HanAndChewieMakeAPorno #CoptainEOut #RedStateTails #TuskanRaiders #YodaHosers #ReyAndSilentBb8REBOot #SnoochieBabuchies.

Re-opening the schools before it is safe is a BAD IDEA! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to thrives in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM! After more than half a decade producing a live, in-person cult comedy show at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask! They are joined by their nap-obsessed, snack-eating, sausage-freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you and all your friends to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show! Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings....

It is the Summer of 2010. Scientists estimate that the BP DEEPWATER HORIZON OIL SPILL has leaked 5 million barrels of crude into the GULF COAST, making it the world's largest oil spill of its kind. Meanwhile, on COMEDY CENTRAL, a disaster of another kind was about to unfold. JON HEDER had vanished.... ....from the cast list of the GARY SANCHEZ PRODUCTIONS single-camera sitcom, BIG LAKE. In his absence, producers WILL FERRELL and ADAM McKAY sought out the talents of a relative unknown, UCB long-form improviser and CROSSBALLS writer CHRIS GETHARD to portray a young man named JOSH FRANKLIN who returns home in disgrace after causing the collapse of a major investment bank. Ten years later, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW prepares to re-visit the first and (so far) only season of this single camera comedy with fresh eyes. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (Big Lake laugh track audience member CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (Big Lake guest star GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will watch all 10 episodes in one day, slightly less time than it took for Comedy Central to burn them off during their original and only airing. They will be joined, as always, by their naptastic, snackeriffic producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who moved to New York City just days before the broadcast of Big Lake Episodes VII & VIII. He has booked an array of spectacular SPECIAL GUESTS (basically every single Big Lake-connected person who would agree to come on the show today). Throughout, they will be raising money for WATER.ORG, a global nonprofit organization which has empowered more than 29 million people with access to safe water or sanitation.... 

POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DeJOY SHOULD BE IN PRISON! THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has now existed as a digital livestream on PLANET SCUM for almost four full months and more than 127 HOURS of streamcasting. Hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as "costume friendly," the in-person version of this show ran at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE for 6 years, until retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is going to be with us for a while thanks to the 40% of the population that can't follow simple instructions to WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their nap snacking, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us.... 

STRANGE MAGIC is on DISNEY+ again! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still being discovered by literally dozens of new viewers every Sunday here on PLANET SCUM. After years of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK! They are joined by their snack-napping, druther-hoarding producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us....

The George Lucas Talk Show watches all of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip joined by over 50 members of the cast and crew. They raised over $11,000 for Broadway Cares. 

The pandemic continues! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still safely livestreaming every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After many years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are doing their best to keep doing shows despite being separated by thousands of miles. It is exhausting. It is going to be at least a year before things can even be anywhere close to normal. Please wear a mask. They are joined by a messy bitch who lives for the drama and is trying to get fired, producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us....

The president is SICK! As if that wasn't bad enough, he now also has COVID-19 and most likely infected a bunch of other people. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely livestreamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM. Unlike THE COMMISSION ON PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, we have safety rules and they actually mean something. We don't just allow a bunch of infected people to wander into our show at the last minute spreading their disease. After years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now do livestreams every week. It'll be a long time before it is safe to consider going back to the old way of doing things. Please wear a mask. And if someone makes fun of your mask for being "too big" or something, bear in mind that that person might be in the hospital breathing from an oxygen tank within 72 hours. Someone who always responsibly wears a mask (in addition to his big beard) producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka RANGETRICK ACTSMORE aka PASSWORD DOXXNOIR) is here to keep the show running smoothly in quarantine, and his druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir In other news, our show has now fallen out of the IMDb Top 40,000 and we would like to be in the Top 20,000. Everybody please email two friends and send them to our IMDb page to rate and review us (or even to just click on the page and see if that helps us?) Ok, that's enough of the crawl text. Does anyone even read these anymore? Let's get this show started....

The President is spreading a disease! Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to provide hours of responsible, law-abiding content safely livestreamed every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. It is possible to do stuff without actively making people sick. You just have to give a shit about other people, that's all. Following many years of live shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now do it all from the relative isolation of Skywalker Ranch and The Dakota Building, using DIGITAL MAGIC. They are joined by a messy bitch who lives for the drama and is trying to get fired, producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka RANGETRICK ACTSMORE aka PASSWORD DOXXNOIR) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Hey, remember last week when [REDACTED]?

When THE MUPPETS acquire their own television network, KMUP, and fail to program a crucial half-hour of their Friday night schedule, it falls to former SOLID FOAM bassist CLIFFORD to host a live variety/talk show while juggling a series of behind-the-scenes crises. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will revisit the complete two season saga that was MUPPETS TONIGHT. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (former UCB HAROLD NIGHT performer CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (UCB MAUDE NIGHT alum GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will watch all 22 episodes in approximately 11 hours on this most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational, candy-ass, prissy, feckless, off-the-charts, greed-filled whorehouse of a twitch channel hell-bent on doing nothing that might challenge their audience. That device in your hand is a crack pipe! They will be joined, as always, by nap-loving, snack-having producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka SKIPPER aka SCOOTER) who really wants you to follow him on Twitter, please: @patrickcotnoir They will be raising money for FAIR FIGHT, an organization which promotes fair elections in America, encourages voter participation and educates voters about elections and their voting rights. And now a show for you, GUARANTEED brand new.... 

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW used to be a live, in-person show for audiences at the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY but now things like that are impossible to do safely so they do weekly livestreams every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now broadcast from the relative isolation of Skywalker Ranch and The Dakota Building, using DIGITAL MAGIC. They are joined by a MBWL4TD (messy bitch who lives for the drama) and is T2GF (trying to get fired), producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PAT-A-TAT-TAT aka PATSY CLINE ok I am just making up new ones on the spot now) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please vote for JOE BIDEN....

BOO! Halloween was yesterday but guess what? Everything is still terrifying. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW used to be a live event at the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY but then the pandemic hit and the only safe way to do it now is as a livestream here on PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are joined by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka DA PADUSA aka ROSEMARY IN HER GARDEN aka NAPPY SNACKY) and his druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir To quote PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, "Don't boo, vote." As in, VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN.... 

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW started out as a live show at the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY but then a fucking moron became president and long story short we now have to do these things as livestreams on PLANET SCUM. That's one of the reasons he lost the election this week. But I guess a lot of people must really like all this death and chaos because he still got 70 million votes. Every Sunday now, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are joined by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Polltrick Votemore aka Lipstick Smoochmore aka Four Seasons Landscaping) and his druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir YUB NUB! 

Watto has vanished. In his absence, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW must continue, just as it did after the closure of the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) has been left to helm the show with only his snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Crystal Patrick) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir. This is crazy, kids. Come observe now, for letting it continue, thusly... 

WATTO is back! Yippee! And THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM, now that the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE in NEW YORK CITY has been shut down due to a RAGING PANDEMIC. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) encourage everybody to stay safe this week. You can maybe have an up-close Thanksgiving next year, but for this one you should focus on not spreading the disease around, ok? They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka MC Skratch Kat aka Nametrick Dropmore aka Thanktrick Givenoir) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir 

In the early 1980s, GEORGE LUCAS asked DAVID LYNCH to direct STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI, and he said "no, thank you" and made DUNE instead. Roughly a decade later, both men created madcap comedies about the early days of TV & Radio. With his TWIN PEAKS partner MARK FROST, Lynch created the sitcom ON THE AIR, which aired on ABC for three weeks before BOB IGER canceled it. Two years later, George hired MEL SMITH to direct his long-gestating film comedy, RADIOLAND MURDERS, which bombed critically and commercially despite its pioneering use of digital special effects. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will celebrate the links between these two visionary filmmakers by watching all seven episodes of On The Air back-to-back with Radioland Murders. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) will then explore the Lucas/Lynch bond further by watching other things, joined by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka SPECIAL AGENT PAT COOPNOIR aka MR C aka DOUGIE JONES) whose twitter is @patrickcotnoir. They will be joined for the next 9+ hours by a series of SPECIAL GUESTS, all the while raising money for THE DAVID LYNCH FOUNDATION....

As the death toll rises, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his CGI co-host WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) welcome guests and have fun while actively NOT spreading a disease. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Nickname Jokenoir) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Only a few weeks left in 2020. Who knows what fresh hell awaits us in 2021? Dot dot dot dot..

The pandemic rages on. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) provide weekly entertainment which can be viewed safely by people who don't want to catch a disease. Do YOU want to catch a disease? No? Good. That was the right answer. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Bumptrick Guestgone aka Bootrick Scootmore aka Bootscoot Baby) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Hey, next week is our HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Ooh, tell your friends about it. Especially if your friends are rich and want to help us help people who are hungry and need food. I'm serious, if you have rich friends, send them our way next week for our last charity fundraiser of this horrible, horrible year..

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage. And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the Tree of Life. Today, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on AMAZON'S THE TICK) are raising money for FEEDING AMERICA. If you know anyone who might want to donate even as little as one dollar, please steer them towards this fundraiser today. They are joined, as always, by their snack-napping, nap-snacking producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PITY PAT aka THE GRIM SLEEPER aka STEAMBOOT LICKEY) whose druthers include you following him on twitter right now please: @patrickcotnoir Yippeeeee!. HAPPY LIFE DAY..

A new year! And a new era for THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital for EIGHT months in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed chracter actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PAT-A-TAT-TAT aka BABY NEW YEAR) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir To help ring in the new year, George is about to debut his new "look" for 2021. Sound off in the comments if you are into it....

SEDITION! INSURRECTION! STORMING THE CAPITOL! It's been quite a week, hasn't it? Now it's time for another new episode of THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital since MAY 2020 in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic by people who are interested in not catching the disease. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka THE BOOTSCOOTIN' BABY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Is this how DEMOCRACY dies? Let's find out.... 

PRESIDENT TRUMP has been impeached! AGAIN! He has now been impeached as many times as there are Ewok movies. Let's hope that we can all make it to Wednesday and move on to the part where he is in court all the time. In other news, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) continues to provide safe entertainment while the pandemic rages on killing people at a terrifying rate. PLEASE STAY SAFE. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka DOXX VADER aka DOXY CARMICHAEL aka MR FREEZE) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir We wrote this crawl a few days ago, so hopefully today wasn't another day of absolute gut-churning chaos and was instead a very good day....

It's the dawning of a new era. And what better way to celebrate than by watching all all 7 of the BUDDIES feature films: AIR BUDDIES, SNOW BUDDIES, SPACE BUDDIES, SANTA BUDDIES, SPOOKY BUDDIES, TREASURE BUDDIES and SUPER BUDDIES. These are all films about tiny puppy dogs who talk. We have not seen them before. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) will be doing this today while raising money for the ASPCA. If you are new to the GLTS, WELCOME. Fans of this show are called GEORGIE PORGIES. The show is hosted by retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) and they are always joined by their producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka L'IL PATTA BUTTER) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir All of the BUDDIES movies can be found on HBO MAX except for SUPER BUDDIES which is on DISNEY+....

Whoopi! THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) is a safe thing to watch while the virus mutates and keeps killing people at an alarming rate. PLEASE WEAR A MASK AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka CLIPTRICK SHIPNOIR aka RIPTRICK GRIPFLIP aka LI'L PATTA BUTTER) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Hold on to your POTATOES.... 

Thank you for choosing THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) as your evening's entertainment! We hope you are being smart and safe, because there's still a pandemic happening. PLEASE WEAR A MASK AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BACKPAT COTMORE aka MOISTRICK SOAKNOIR aka PATRICK COTMORTY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir There's a button down below that says 'support the show' and tonight would be a great night to help us out! These Grogizmos don't pay for themselves....

HELLO! Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, fully digital since MAY 2020! It has been a full year since our last in-person theater version of this show. PLEASE WEAR A MASK -- OR TWO! -- AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BACKPAT COTNOIR aka CHATTY PATTY aka HAT TRICK PATRICK) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir There's a button down below that says 'SUPPORT THE SHOW' and if you would like to give a dollar or two, it would help us pay for some things that make the show funny.... 

We would LOVE to have HARRISON FORD be a guest on this show. But we didn't want to wait until that happens to celebrate his body of work. So, we're doing it TODAY! THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) will be raising money for one of Harrison Ford's favorite charities, WINGS OF HOPE, a global humanitarian nonprofit that helps bring basic resources to vulnerable communities. The show is hosted by retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) and they are always joined by their producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka FORDTRICK FORDNOIR aka GETTRICK OFFMYPLANENOIR aka REGARDING PATRICK) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Who are we talking to today, if not HARRISON FORD? We're not telling you! Maybe if you just watch the show instead of askin' a bunch of asinine questions, you'll be happier! I'm just the crawl, they don't tell me nothin.' By the way, my name is CRAWLY. Thanks for never asking. I was in ALL the regular STAR WARS movies and nobody-- I mean, NOBODY-- has ever ONCE asked what my name is. I'm kind of a big deal. Again, my name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. Maybe someday I'll tell you my first name. Then again, maybe not. It doesn't seem like you care that much....

Welcome, once more, to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, fully digital since MAY 2020! Please keep being smart and staying safe during this pandemic. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka THE ULTIMATE SNACK aka CONNECTICUT COTNOIR aka THE MEDLER aka THE MISCHIEF MAKER) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY, and I am the crawl. I deliver information at the beginning of most STAR WARS movies and also every streaming episode of this dang show. I am good at my job but I don't let it define me. Nobody ever asks how I am doing, or what my fucking deal is.... 

Hello! And welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, fully digital since MAY 2020! The pandemic is not yet over. Please keep staying safe and being smart. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka THE MAN WITH NO NICKNAMES) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Just so's ya know: my name is CRAWLY, and I am the crawl. You've seen me here before. I show you all the words before things get going. I am lonely sometimes, but that's not your problem. See ya next week, I guess... 

Hi! This is THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a thing which used to happen once a month in a theater and now happens once a week as a livestream. Maybe someday it will be an in-person show again, and then someday it will stop being a show entirely. Everything dies, baby, that's a fact. But maybe everything that dies someday comes back? Put your makeup on. Fix your hair up pretty. And meet me tonight in Atlantic City. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka JELL-O BOY aka THE COMEDIAN) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY, and I am the crawl. The ppl in the chat just go nuts for me. They say hello and some of them even try to make plans to meet up with me, but that's impossible. I'm just letters that crawl away, that's all I am and all I will ever be, sadly. Bye-byeeeeeeeeeeeeee for now... 

Greetings! And welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a digital livestream that is totally normal. But not this week! Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BUMPTRICK BUMPNOIR aka L'IL BUMPER aka THE BUMPBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Any other week, there would be guests and comedy segments and they would SLOW JAM THE NEWS and do all your favorite bits. But this week SOMETHING WENT WRONG. There was an accident at THE BUMPER FACTORY and BRYSON accidentally made too many BUMPERS and now the whole show is BUMPERS! My name is CRAWLY, and I am the BUMPER. WAIT... That came out wrong. Let me try again. My name is CRAWLY and I am the BUMPER. I didn't mean to say BUMPER! OH NO! I am turning into a BUMPER NOW! My name is BUMPY and I am the BUMPER.... THIS WEEK'S BUMPERS BUMPY BUMPER LADY BUMPINGTON JOEY BUMPERS BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER BUMPER

Hi there! This is THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a digital livestream show that has been called "The Internet's Coolest Talk Show" and "The Worst Podcast Ever Made." What a world, huh? Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BOOPTRICK BOOPNOIR aka L'IL BOOP aka THE BOOPBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. I tell you what's what and then I go away and do other stuff that you can't see. I rarely watch this show, is it good? Sound off in the comments if you think this show is good....