John Thomson is a British actor and comedian, most recognisable for been a part of the cast of sketch show 'The Fast Show' and for playing the role of Pete in ITV drama 'Cold Feet'.
Known For
Credits
Cast Credits
Secret Life of the Auction House (2025)
Starring as Narrator
(8 episodes)
- Episode 1x08: Casino Royale, Sweet Shop, Shrovetide Ball (Sep 18, 2025)
- Episode 1x07: Gold Chain, Cinema Posters, Alien Book (Sep 11, 2025)
- Episode 1x06: Horseferry Road Furniture, Corgi Cars (Sep 4, 2025)
- Episode 1x05: Peter Stringfellow's Throne, Lego Sets (Aug 28, 2025)
- Episode 1x04: Queen Victoria Items, Hand Bills (Aug 21, 2025)
- Episode 1x03: LV Trunk, Vampire Slayer Kit (Aug 14, 2025)
- Episode 1x02: Football Flag, Prison Ledger (Aug 7, 2025)
- Episode 1x01: Everest, Chopper, Harry Potter (Jul 31, 2025)
Art Detectives (2025)
Guest starring as William Titchfield
- Episode 1x02: Dead & Buried (Jun 9, 2025)
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night (2025)
Starring as Team Captain
(3 episodes)
- Episode 1x03: 80s Quiz Night ()
- Episode 1x02: Christmas Quiz Night (Dec 23, 2025)
- Episode 1x01: 70s Quiz Night (Apr 19, 2025)
Ainsley's Fantastic Flavours (2023)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x02: Fruity (Feb 4, 2023)
Bridge of Lies Celebrity Specials (2023)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x04: Susan Calman, John Thomson, Jon Culshaw, Shazia Mirza (Feb 18, 2023)
Sister Boniface Mysteries (2022)
Guest starring as Leonard Monk
- Episode 2x07: Stiff Competition (Apr 25, 2023)
The Weakest Link (2021)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2x02: Christmas Special (Dec 23, 2022)
Al Murray: Why Do the Brits Win Every War? (2021)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x05: The Vikings (Nov 17, 2021)
The Madame Blanc Mysteries (2021)
Guest starring as George Alfonse
- Episode S04 Special: Christmas Special 2025 (Dec 23, 2025)
The Complaints Department (2021)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x05: Sara Pascoe, John Thompson, Shazia Mirza, Fern Brady (Oct 11, 2021)
How Do They Really Do It? (2021)
Starring as Narrator
- Episode 2023-06-04: Airline Food: How Do They Do It? (Jun 4, 2023)
Bargain Loving Brits by the Sea (2021)
Starring as Narrator
(12 episodes)
- Episode 2x06: Episode 6 (Jul 17, 2022)
- Episode 2x05: Episode 5 (Jul 10, 2022)
- Episode 2x04: Episode 4 (Jul 3, 2022)
- Episode 2x03: Episode 3 (Jun 26, 2022)
- Episode 2x02: Episode 2 (Jun 19, 2022)
- Episode 2x01: Episode 1 (Jun 12, 2022)
- Episode 1x06: Episode 6 (May 30, 2021)
- Episode 1x05: Episode 5 (May 23, 2021)
- Episode 1x04: Episode 4 (May 16, 2021)
- Episode 1x03: Episode 3 (May 9, 2021)
- Episode 1x02: Episode 2 (May 2, 2021)
- Episode 1x01: Episode 1 (Apr 25, 2021)
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown (2021)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x06: John Thomson, Emilia Fox, Josie d'Arby, Richard Madeley (Feb 13, 2021)
Blankety Blank (2020)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x03: John Thomson, Karim Zeroual, Sue Perkins, Joel Dommett, Gloria Hunniford, Judi Love (Oct 16, 2021)
Comedy Game Night (2020)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x02: Ellie Taylor, Luisa Omielan, Sophie Duker, Richard Blackwood, Dev Griffin and John Thomson (Sep 9, 2020)
McDonald & Dodds (2020)
Guest starring as Jimmy Daly
- Episode 2x02: We Need to Talk about Doreen (Aug 10, 2021)
The Hit List Celebrity Specials (2019)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 4x01: Oti Mabuse, Catherine Tyldesley, Joe Marler, Maisie Adam, Chris McCausland, John Thomson (Jun 10, 2023)
After Ever After (2019)
Guest starring as Plank
- Episode 2022-12-23: Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (Dec 23, 2022)
Jeremy Vine (2018)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2018-12-18: John Thomson, Nicola McLean, James Delingpole (Dec 18, 2018)
Saving Britain's Wildlife (2018)
Starring as Narrator
(10 episodes)
- Episode 1x10: Miracles Can Happen (Oct 24, 2018)
- Episode 1x09: Time Heals Everything (Oct 17, 2018)
- Episode 1x08: Live and Let Live (Oct 10, 2018)
- Episode 1x07: Born to be Wild (Oct 3, 2018)
- Episode 1x06: Fight or Flight (Sep 26, 2018)
- Episode 1x05: Only the Strongest Survive (Sep 19, 2018)
- Episode 1x04: Urban Jungle (Sep 12, 2018)
- Episode 1x03: All Creatures Great & Small (Sep 5, 2018)
- Episode 1x02: Man Vs Wild (Aug 29, 2018)
- Episode 1x01: Against the Odds (Aug 22, 2018)
The People's Vet (2018)
Starring as Narrator
(20 episodes)
- Episode 2x08: Episode 8 (Dec 19, 2019)
- Episode 2x07: Episode 7 (Dec 18, 2019)
- Episode 2x06: Episode 6 (Dec 17, 2019)
- Episode 2x05: Episode 5 (Dec 16, 2019)
- Episode 2x04: Episode 4 (Dec 12, 2019)
- Episode 2x03: Episode 3 (Dec 11, 2019)
- Episode 2x02: Episode 2 (Dec 10, 2019)
- Episode 2x01: Episode 1 (Dec 9, 2019)
- Episode 1x12: Episode 12 (Oct 20, 2018)
- Episode 1x11: Episode 11 (Oct 13, 2018)
- Episode 1x10: Episode 10 (Oct 6, 2018)
- Episode 1x09: Episode 9 (Sep 29, 2018)
- Episode 1x08: Episode 8 (Sep 22, 2018)
- Episode 1x07: Episode 7 (Sep 15, 2018)
- Episode 1x06: Episode 6 (Sep 8, 2018)
- Episode 1x05: Episode 5 (Sep 1, 2018)
- Episode 1x04: Episode 4 (Aug 25, 2018)
- Episode 1x03: Episode 3 (Aug 18, 2018)
- Episode 1x02: Episode 2 (Aug 11, 2018)
- Episode 1x01: Episode 1 (Aug 4, 2018)
Richard Osman's House of Games (2017)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(10 episodes)
- Episode 6x65: Episode 65 (Dec 2, 2022)
- Episode 6x64: Episode 64 (Dec 1, 2022)
- Episode 6x63: Episode 63 (Nov 30, 2022)
- Episode 6x62: Episode 62 (Nov 29, 2022)
- Episode 6x61: Episode 61 (Nov 28, 2022)
- Episode 3x35: YolanDa Brown, Kate Bottley, Joel Dommett and John Thomson (5/5) (Nov 22, 2019)
- Episode 3x34: YolanDa Brown, Kate Bottley, Joel Dommett and John Thomson (4/5) (Nov 21, 2019)
- Episode 3x33: YolanDa Brown, Kate Bottley, Joel Dommett and John Thomson (3/5) (Nov 20, 2019)
- Episode 3x32: YolanDa Brown, Kate Bottley, Joel Dommett and John Thomson (2/5) (Nov 19, 2019)
- Episode 3x31: YolanDa Brown, Kate Bottley, Joel Dommett and John Thomson (1/5) (Nov 18, 2019)
A Very British Road Trip with John Thompson and Simon Day (2017)
Starring as John Thomson
(7 episodes)
- Episode 1x07: Essex (Sep 17, 2017)
- Episode 1x06: Lancashire (Sep 10, 2017)
- Episode 1x05: Herefordshire (Sep 3, 2017)
- Episode 1x04: Warwickshire (Aug 27, 2017)
- Episode 1x03: Sussex (Aug 20, 2017)
- Episode 1x02: Carmarthenshire (Aug 13, 2017)
- Episode 1x01: Cornwall (Aug 6, 2017)
The Crystal Maze (2016)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 7x06: Fleur East, John Thomson, Nina Wadia, Natalie Cassidy, Georgia Toffolo (Dec 3, 2020)
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit (2016)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 3x07: John Thomson vs. Natalie Cassidy (Mar 26, 2018)
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun (2016)
Starring as Narrator
(215 episodes)
- Episode 14x34: Episode 34 (Feb 14, 2025)
- Episode 14x33: Episode 33 (Feb 13, 2025)
- Episode 14x32: Episode 32 (Feb 12, 2025)
- Episode 14x31: Episode 31 (Feb 11, 2025)
- Episode 14x30: Episode 30 (Feb 10, 2025)
- Episode 14x29: Episode 29 (Feb 7, 2025)
- Episode 14x28: Episode 28 (Feb 6, 2025)
- Episode 14x27: Episode 27 (Feb 5, 2025)
- Episode 14x26: Episode 26 (Feb 4, 2025)
- Episode 14x25: Episode 25 (Feb 3, 2025)
- Episode 14x24: Episode 24 (Jan 31, 2025)
- Episode 14x23: Episode 23 (Jan 30, 2025)
- Episode 14x22: Episode 22 (Jan 29, 2025)
- Episode 14x21: Episode 21 (Jan 28, 2025)
- Episode 14x20: Episode 20 (Jan 27, 2025)
- Episode 14x19: Episode 19 (Jan 24, 2025)
- Episode 14x18: Episode 18 (Jan 23, 2025)
- Episode 14x17: Episode 17 (Jan 22, 2025)
- Episode 14x16: Episode 16 (Jan 21, 2025)
- Episode 14x15: Episode 15 (Jan 20, 2025)
- Episode 14x14: Episode 14 (Jan 17, 2025)
- Episode 14x13: Episode 13 (Jan 16, 2025)
- Episode 14x12: Episode 12 (Jan 15, 2025)
- Episode 14x11: Episode 11 (Jan 14, 2025)
- Episode 14x10: Episode 10 (Jan 13, 2025)
- Episode 14x09: Episode 9 (Jan 10, 2025)
- Episode 14x08: Episode 8 (Jan 9, 2025)
- Episode 14x07: Episode 7 (Jan 8, 2025)
- Episode 14x06: Episode 6 (Jan 7, 2025)
- Episode 14x05: Episode 5 (Jan 6, 2025)
- Episode 14x04: Episode 4 (Nov 17, 2024)
- Episode 14x03: Episode 3 (Nov 10, 2024)
- Episode 14x02: Episode 2 (Nov 3, 2024)
- Episode 14x01: Episode 1 (Oct 27, 2024)
- Episode 13x30: Episode 30 (Oct 11, 2024)
- Episode 13x29: Episode 29 (Oct 10, 2024)
- Episode 13x28: Episode 28 (Oct 9, 2024)
- Episode 13x27: Episode 27 (Oct 8, 2024)
- Episode 13x26: Episode 26 (Oct 7, 2024)
- Episode 13x25: Episode 25 (Oct 4, 2024)
- Episode 13x24: Episode 24 (Oct 3, 2024)
- Episode 13x23: Episode 23 (Oct 2, 2024)
- Episode 13x22: Episode 22 (Oct 1, 2024)
- Episode 13x21: Episode 21 (Sep 30, 2024)
- Episode 13x20: Episode 20 (Sep 27, 2024)
- Episode 13x19: Episode 19 (Sep 26, 2024)
- Episode 13x18: Episode 18 (Sep 25, 2024)
- Episode 13x17: Episode 17 (Sep 24, 2024)
- Episode 13x16: Episode 16 (Sep 23, 2024)
- Episode 13x15: Episode 15 (Sep 20, 2024)
- Episode 13x14: Episode 14 (Sep 19, 2024)
- Episode 13x13: Episode 13 (Sep 18, 2024)
- Episode 13x12: Episode 12 (Sep 17, 2024)
- Episode 13x11: Episode 11 (Sep 16, 2024)
- Episode 13x10: Episode 10 (Sep 13, 2024)
- Episode 13x09: Episode 9 (Sep 12, 2024)
- Episode 13x08: Episode 8 (Sep 11, 2024)
- Episode 13x07: Episode 7 (Sep 10, 2024)
- Episode 13x06: Episode 6 (Sep 9, 2024)
- Episode 13x05: Episode 5 (Sep 6, 2024)
- Episode 13x04: Episode 4 (Sep 5, 2024)
- Episode 13x03: Episode 3 (Sep 4, 2024)
- Episode 13x02: Episode 2 (Sep 3, 2024)
- Episode 13x01: Episode 1 (Sep 2, 2024)
- Episode 12x04: Episode 4 (Mar 25, 2024)
- Episode 12x03: Episode 3 (Mar 3, 2024)
- Episode 12x02: Episode 2 (Feb 25, 2024)
- Episode 12x01: Episode 1 (Feb 18, 2024)
- Episode 11x10: Episode 10 (Sep 22, 2023)
- Episode 11x09: Episode 9 (Sep 21, 2023)
- Episode 11x08: Episode 8 (Sep 20, 2023)
- Episode 11x07: Episode 7 (Sep 19, 2023)
- Episode 11x06: Episode 6 (Sep 18, 2023)
- Episode 11x05: Episode 5 (Sep 15, 2023)
- Episode 11x04: Episode 4 (Sep 14, 2023)
- Episode 11x03: Episode 3 (Sep 13, 2023)
- Episode 11x02: Episode 2 (Sep 12, 2023)
- Episode 11x01: Episode 1 (Sep 11, 2023)
- Episode 10x03: Episode 3 (Apr 2, 2023)
- Episode 10x02: Episode 2 (Mar 26, 2023)
- Episode 10x01: Episode 1 (Mar 19, 2023)
- Episode 9x34: Episode 34 (Jan 20, 2023)
- Episode 9x33: Episode 33 (Jan 19, 2023)
- Episode 9x32: Episode 32 (Jan 18, 2023)
- Episode 9x31: Episode 31 (Jan 17, 2023)
- Episode 9x30: Episode 30 (Jan 16, 2023)
- Episode 9x29: Episode 29 (Jan 13, 2023)
- Episode 9x28: Episode 28 (Jan 12, 2023)
- Episode 9x27: Episode 27 (Jan 11, 2023)
- Episode 9x26: Episode 26 (Jan 10, 2023)
- Episode 9x25: Episode 25 (Jan 9, 2023)
- Episode 9x24: Episode 24 (Jan 6, 2023)
- Episode 9x23: Episode 23 (Jan 5, 2023)
- Episode 9x22: Episode 22 (Jan 4, 2023)
- Episode 9x21: Episode 21 (Jan 3, 2023)
- Episode S09 Special: Bargain Loving Brits: Christmas in the Sun (Dec 14, 2022)
- Episode 9x20: Episode 20 (Oct 21, 2022)
- Episode 9x19: Episode 19 (Oct 20, 2022)
- Episode 9x18: Episode 18 (Oct 19, 2022)
- Episode 9x17: Episode 17 (Oct 18, 2022)
- Episode 9x16: Episode 16 (Oct 17, 2022)
- Episode 9x15: Episode 15 (Oct 14, 2022)
- Episode 9x14: Episode 14 (Oct 13, 2022)
- Episode 9x13: Episode 13 (Oct 12, 2022)
- Episode 9x12: Episode 12 (Oct 11, 2022)
- Episode 9x11: Episode 11 (Oct 10, 2022)
- Episode 9x10: Episode 10 (Oct 7, 2022)
- Episode 9x09: Episode 9 (Oct 6, 2022)
- Episode 9x08: Episode 8 (Oct 5, 2022)
- Episode 9x07: Episode 7 (Oct 4, 2022)
- Episode 9x06: Episode 6 (Oct 3, 2022)
- Episode 9x05: Episode 5 (Sep 30, 2022)
- Episode 9x04: Episode 4 (Sep 29, 2022)
- Episode 9x03: Episode 3 (Sep 28, 2022)
- Episode 9x02: Episode 2 (Sep 27, 2022)
- Episode 9x01: Episode 1 (Sep 26, 2022)
- Episode 8x40: Episode 40 (Jun 3, 2022)
- Episode 8x39: Episode 39 (Jun 2, 2022)
- Episode 8x38: Episode 38 (Jun 1, 2022)
- Episode 8x37: Episode 37 (May 31, 2022)
- Episode 8x36: Episode 36 (May 30, 2022)
- Episode 8x35: Episode 35 (May 27, 2022)
- Episode 8x34: Episode 34 (May 26, 2022)
- Episode 8x33: Episode 33 (May 25, 2022)
- Episode 8x32: Episode 32 (May 24, 2022)
- Episode 8x31: Episode 31 (May 23, 2022)
- Episode 8x30: Episode 30 (May 20, 2022)
- Episode 8x29: Episode 29 (May 19, 2022)
- Episode 8x28: Episode 28 (May 18, 2022)
- Episode 8x27: Episode 27 (May 17, 2022)
- Episode 8x26: Episode 26 (May 16, 2022)
- Episode 8x25: Episode 25 (May 13, 2022)
- Episode 8x24: Episode 24 (May 12, 2022)
- Episode 8x23: Episode 23 (May 11, 2022)
- Episode 8x22: Episode 22 (May 10, 2022)
- Episode 8x21: Episode 21 (May 9, 2022)
- Episode 8x20: Episode 20 (May 6, 2022)
- Episode 8x19: Episode 19 (May 5, 2022)
- Episode 8x18: Episode 18 (May 4, 2022)
- Episode 8x17: Episode 17 (May 3, 2022)
- Episode 8x16: Episode 16 (May 2, 2022)
- Episode 8x15: Episode 15 (Apr 29, 2022)
- Episode 8x14: Episode 14 (Apr 28, 2022)
- Episode 8x13: Episode 13 (Apr 27, 2022)
- Episode 8x12: Episode 12 (Apr 26, 2022)
- Episode 8x11: Episode 11 (Apr 25, 2022)
- Episode 8x10: Episode 10 (Apr 22, 2022)
- Episode 8x09: Episode 9 (Apr 21, 2022)
- Episode 8x08: Episode 8 (Apr 20, 2022)
- Episode 8x07: Episode 7 (Apr 19, 2022)
- Episode 8x06: Episode 6 (Apr 18, 2022)
- Episode 8x05: Episode 5 (Apr 15, 2022)
- Episode 8x04: Episode 4 (Apr 14, 2022)
- Episode 8x03: Episode 3 (Apr 13, 2022)
- Episode 8x02: Episode 2 (Apr 12, 2022)
- Episode 8x01: Episode 1 (Apr 11, 2022)
- Episode 7x10: Episode 10 (Mar 13, 2022)
- Episode 7x09: Episode 9 (Mar 6, 2022)
- Episode 7x08: Episode 8 (Feb 27, 2022)
- Episode 7x07: Episode 7 (Feb 20, 2022)
- Episode 7x06: Episode 6 (Feb 13, 2022)
- Episode 7x05: Episode 5 (Feb 6, 2022)
- Episode 7x04: Episode 4 (Jan 30, 2022)
- Episode 7x03: Episode 3 (Jan 23, 2022)
- Episode 7x02: Episode 2 (Jan 16, 2022)
- Episode 7x01: Episode 1 (Jan 9, 2022)
- Episode S06 Special: Christmas with the Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun (Dec 12, 2021)
- Episode 6x06: Episode 6 (Feb 14, 2021)
- Episode 6x05: Episode 5 (Feb 7, 2021)
- Episode 6x04: Episode 4 (Jan 31, 2021)
- Episode 6x03: Episode 3 (Jan 24, 2021)
- Episode 6x02: Episode 2 (Jan 17, 2021)
- Episode 6x01: Episode 1 (Jan 10, 2021)
- Episode 5x09: Episode 9 (Dec 17, 2020)
- Episode 5x08: Episode 8 (Feb 27, 2020)
- Episode 5x07: Episode 7 (Feb 20, 2020)
- Episode 5x06: Episode 6 (Feb 13, 2020)
- Episode 5x05: Episode 5 (Feb 6, 2020)
- Episode 5x04: Episode 4 (Jan 30, 2020)
- Episode 5x03: Episode 3 (Jan 23, 2020)
- Episode 5x02: Episode 2 (Jan 16, 2020)
- Episode 5x01: Episode 1 (Jan 9, 2020)
- Episode 4x08: Episode 8 (Feb 28, 2019)
- Episode 4x07: Episode 7 (Feb 21, 2019)
- Episode 4x06: Episode 6 (Feb 14, 2019)
- Episode 4x05: Episode 5 (Feb 7, 2019)
- Episode 4x04: Episode 4 (Jan 31, 2019)
- Episode 4x03: Episode 3 (Jan 24, 2019)
- Episode 4x02: Episode 2 (Jan 17, 2019)
- Episode 4x01: Episode 1 (Jan 10, 2019)
- Episode 3x08: Episode 8 (Mar 29, 2018)
- Episode 3x07: Episode 7 (Mar 22, 2018)
- Episode 3x06: Episode 6 (Mar 8, 2018)
- Episode 3x05: Episode 5 (Mar 1, 2018)
- Episode 3x04: Episode 4 (Feb 15, 2018)
- Episode 3x03: Episode 3 (Feb 8, 2018)
- Episode 3x02: Episode 2 (Feb 1, 2018)
- Episode 3x01: Episode 1 (Jan 25, 2018)
- Episode 2x09: Episode 9 (Mar 2, 2017)
- Episode 2x08: Episode 8 (Feb 23, 2017)
- Episode 2x07: Episode 7 (Feb 16, 2017)
- Episode 2x06: Episode 6 (Feb 9, 2017)
- Episode 2x05: Episode 5 (Feb 2, 2017)
- Episode 2x04: Episode 4 (Jan 26, 2017)
- Episode 2x03: Episode 3 (Jan 19, 2017)
- Episode 2x02: Episode 2 (Jan 12, 2017)
- Episode 2x01: Episode 1 (Jan 5, 2017)
- Episode 1x08: Episode 8 (Feb 23, 2016)
- Episode 1x07: Episode 7 (Feb 16, 2016)
- Episode 1x06: Episode 6 (Feb 9, 2016)
- Episode 1x05: Episode 5 (Feb 2, 2016)
- Episode 1x04: Episode 4 (Jan 26, 2016)
- Episode 1x03: Episode 3 (Jan 19, 2016)
- Episode 1x02: Episode 2 (Jan 12, 2016)
- Episode 1x01: Episode 1 (Jan 5, 2016)
After Hours (2015)
Starring as Geoff
(5 episodes)
- Episode 1x06: Romance is Boring (Dec 7, 2015)
- Episode 1x05: Love Love Love (Nov 30, 2015)
- Episode 1x04: Lonely Press Play (Nov 23, 2015)
- Episode 1x03: Formed a Band (Nov 16, 2015)
- Episode 1x02: Float On (Nov 9, 2015)
The Saturday Show (2015)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(2 episodes)
- Episode 1x45: Brian McFadden, Larry Lamb, Jenni Falconer Theo Randall (Sep 3, 2016)
- Episode 1x08: Jade Ewen, Brian Friedman, John Thomson, G4 (Dec 19, 2015)
Guest starring as Guest Presenter
- Episode 1x19: Rav Wilding, Tameka Empson, Zoe Lucker and Lee Mead (Mar 5, 2016)
The Keith Lemon Sketch Show (2015)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(9 episodes)
- Episode 2x03: Episode 3 (Feb 18, 2016)
- Episode 2x02: Episode 2 (Feb 11, 2016)
- Episode 2x01: Episode 1 (Feb 4, 2016)
- Episode 1x06: Episode 6 (Mar 12, 2015)
- Episode 1x05: Episode 5 (Mar 5, 2015)
- Episode 1x04: Episode 4 (Feb 26, 2015)
- Episode 1x03: Episode 3 (Feb 19, 2015)
- Episode 1x02: Episode 2 (Feb 12, 2015)
- Episode 1x01: Episode 1 (Feb 5, 2015)
The Cruise Ship (2014)
Starring as Narrator
(4 episodes)
- Episode 1x04: The Last Dance? (Aug 1, 2014)
- Episode 1x03: Land Ahoy (Jul 25, 2014)
- Episode 1x02: Power Battle Ship (Jul 18, 2014)
- Episode 1x01: Anchors Away! (Jul 11, 2014)
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (2014)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 3x02: Thirty-Five Quid for This? (Nov 10, 2015)
Brian Pern: 45 Years of Prog and Roll (2014)
Guest starring as Perry
- Episode 3x01: Festivals and Fans (Jan 14, 2016)
The Two Ronnies Spectacle (2013)
Starring as John Thomson
(3 episodes)
- Episode 1x03: Songs and Serials (Oct 9, 2013)
- Episode 1x02: The Sketches (Oct 2, 2013)
- Episode 1x01: Two Ronnies Become One (Sep 25, 2013)
Big Star's Little Star (2013)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 5x01: Stacey Solomon, John Thomson, Jenny Powell (Jul 28, 2018)
Through the Keyhole (2013)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 4x06: John Thomson, Kym Marsh, Stephen Mulhern (Feb 4, 2017)
You Saw Them Here First (2013)
Starring as Narrator
(3 episodes)
- Episode 4x01: Episode 1 (Jun 4, 2016)
- Episode 3x02: Episode 2 (Dec 16, 2015)
- Episode 3x01: Hall of Fame (Sep 2, 2015)
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (2013)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x05: Simon Gregson, John Thomson, Ricky Tomlinson (Jul 7, 2013)
Father Brown (2013)
Guest starring as John Banks
- Episode 9x03: The Requiem for the Dead (Jan 5, 2022)
Sunday Brunch (2012)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(2 episodes)
- Episode 2021-11-07: Holly Humberstone, Jessie & Lennie Ware, Greg Jenner, John Thomson, Katy Wix (Nov 7, 2021)
- Episode 2017-06-11: Tracy-Ann Oberman, Kimberley Walsh, John Thomson, John Barnes (Jun 11, 2017)
Christmas University Challenge (2011)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2014-12-30: Episode 7 (Dec 30, 2014)
The Chase: Celebrity Special (2011)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x03: Carol Vorderman, Paul Ross, Sue Cleaver, John Thomson (Nov 19, 2011)
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (2011)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 3x07: Hermione Norris, John Thomson (Nov 12, 2013)
The Jonathan Ross Show (2011)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 11x07: Phil Collins, James Nesbitt, Fay Ripley, John Thomson, Joe Lycett (Oct 22, 2016)
Pointless Celebrities (2011)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2023-05-27: Special (May 27, 2023)
Children's Hospital (2010)
Starring as Narrator
(12 episodes)
- Episode 1x12: Episode 12 (Aug 10, 2010)
- Episode 1x11: Episode 11 (Aug 3, 2010)
- Episode 1x10: Episode 10 (Jul 27, 2010)
- Episode 1x09: Episode 9 (Jul 20, 2010)
- Episode 1x08: Episode 8 (May 18, 2010)
- Episode 1x07: Episode 7 (May 11, 2010)
- Episode 1x06: Episode 6 (May 4, 2010)
- Episode 1x05: Episode 5 (Apr 27, 2010)
- Episode 1x04: Episode 4 (Apr 20, 2010)
- Episode 1x03: Episode 3 (Apr 6, 2010)
- Episode 1x02: Episode 2 (Mar 30, 2010)
- Episode 1x01: Episode 1 (Mar 23, 2010)
Celebrity Juice (2008)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(2 episodes)
- Episode 22x02: Adam Lambert, John Thomson, Louise, Will Mellor (Oct 17, 2019)
- Episode 16x04: John Thomson, Daisy Lowe, Johnny Vegas, Ollie Locke (Sep 29, 2016)
Guest starring as Eamonn Holmes
- Episode 20x02: Eamonn Holmes, Rak-Su, Catherine Tyldesley, Joel Dommett, John Thomson (Sep 20, 2018)
Police Interceptors (2008)
Starring as Narrator
(172 episodes)
- Episode 21x10: Episode 10 (Sep 21, 2022)
- Episode 21x09: Episode 9 (Sep 7, 2022)
- Episode 21x08: Episode 8 (Aug 31, 2022)
- Episode 21x07: Episode 7 (Aug 24, 2022)
- Episode 21x06: Episode 6 (Aug 15, 2022)
- Episode 21x05: Episode 5 (Aug 10, 2022)
- Episode 21x04: Episode 4 (Jul 27, 2022)
- Episode 21x03: Episode 3 (Jul 20, 2022)
- Episode 21x02: Episode 2 (Jun 29, 2022)
- Episode 21x01: Episode 1 (Jun 22, 2022)
- Episode 20x15: Episode 15 (May 25, 2022)
- Episode 20x14: Episode 14 (May 18, 2022)
- Episode 20x13: Episode 13 (May 11, 2022)
- Episode 20x12: Episode 12 (May 4, 2022)
- Episode 20x11: Episode 11 (Apr 27, 2022)
- Episode 20x10: Episode 10 (Apr 13, 2022)
- Episode 20x09: Episode 9 (Apr 6, 2022)
- Episode 20x08: Episode 8 (Mar 30, 2022)
- Episode 20x07: Episode 7 (Mar 23, 2022)
- Episode 20x06: Episode 6 (Mar 16, 2022)
- Episode 20x05: Episode 5 (Dec 23, 2021)
- Episode 20x04: Episode 4 (Dec 1, 2021)
- Episode 20x03: Episode 3 (Nov 24, 2021)
- Episode 20x02: Episode 2 (Nov 17, 2021)
- Episode 20x01: Episode 1 (Nov 10, 2021)
- Episode 19x15: Episode 15 (Sep 13, 2021)
- Episode 19x14: Episode 14 (Sep 6, 2021)
- Episode 19x13: Episode 13 (Aug 30, 2021)
- Episode 19x12: Episode 12 (Aug 23, 2021)
- Episode 19x11: Episode 11 (Aug 16, 2021)
- Episode 19x10: Episode 10 (May 12, 2021)
- Episode 19x09: Episode 9 (May 5, 2021)
- Episode 19x08: Episode 8 (Apr 28, 2021)
- Episode 19x07: Episode 7 (Apr 21, 2021)
- Episode 19x06: Episode 6 (Apr 14, 2021)
- Episode 19x05: Episode 5 (Apr 7, 2021)
- Episode 19x04: Episode 4 (Mar 31, 2021)
- Episode 19x03: Episode 3 (Mar 24, 2021)
- Episode 19x02: Episode 2 (Mar 17, 2021)
- Episode 19x01: Episode 1 (Mar 10, 2021)
- Episode 18x16: Episode 16 (Feb 8, 2021)
- Episode 18x15: Episode 15 (Feb 1, 2021)
- Episode 18x14: Episode 14 (Jan 25, 2021)
- Episode 18x13: Episode 13 (Jan 18, 2021)
- Episode 18x12: Episode 12 (Jan 11, 2021)
- Episode 18x11: Episode 11 (Jan 4, 2021)
- Episode 18x10: Episode 10 (Dec 21, 2020)
- Episode 18x09: Episode 9 (Dec 7, 2020)
- Episode 18x08: Episode 8 (Nov 30, 2020)
- Episode 18x07: Episode 7 (Nov 23, 2020)
- Episode 18x06: Episode 6 (Nov 16, 2020)
- Episode 18x05: Episode 5 (Nov 9, 2020)
- Episode 18x04: Episode 4 (Nov 2, 2020)
- Episode 18x03: Episode 3 (Oct 26, 2020)
- Episode 18x02: Episode 2 (Oct 19, 2020)
- Episode 18x01: Episode 1 (Oct 12, 2020)
- Episode 17x15: Episode 15 (May 11, 2020)
- Episode 17x14: Episode 14 (May 4, 2020)
- Episode 17x13: Episode 13 (Apr 27, 2020)
- Episode 17x12: Episode 12 (Apr 20, 2020)
- Episode 17x11: Episode 11 (Apr 6, 2020)
- Episode 17x10: Episode 10 (Mar 30, 2020)
- Episode 17x09: Episode 9 (Mar 23, 2020)
- Episode 17x08: Episode 8 (Mar 16, 2020)
- Episode 17x07: Episode 7 (Nov 27, 2019)
- Episode 17x06: Episode 6 (Nov 20, 2019)
- Episode 17x05: Episode 5 (Nov 13, 2019)
- Episode 17x04: Episode 4 (Nov 6, 2019)
- Episode 17x03: Episode 3 (Oct 30, 2019)
- Episode 17x02: Episode 2 (Oct 23, 2019)
- Episode 17x01: Episode 1 (Oct 16, 2019)
- Episode 16x15: Episode 15 (Jun 24, 2019)
- Episode 16x14: Episode 14 (Jun 17, 2019)
- Episode 16x13: Episode 13 (Jun 10, 2019)
- Episode 16x12: Episode 12 (Jun 3, 2019)
- Episode 16x11: Episode 11 (May 27, 2019)
- Episode 16x10: Episode 10 (May 20, 2019)
- Episode 16x09: Episode 9 (May 13, 2019)
- Episode 16x08: Episode 8 (May 6, 2019)
- Episode 16x07: Episode 7 (Apr 29, 2019)
- Episode 16x06: Episode 6 (Apr 22, 2019)
- Episode 16x05: Episode 5 (Apr 15, 2019)
- Episode 16x04: Episode 4 (Apr 1, 2019)
- Episode 16x03: Episode 3 (Mar 25, 2019)
- Episode 16x02: Episode 2 (Mar 18, 2019)
- Episode 16x01: Episode 1 (Mar 11, 2019)
- Episode 15x10: Episode 10 (Jan 21, 2019)
- Episode 15x09: Episode 9 (Jan 14, 2019)
- Episode 15x08: Episode 8 (Jan 7, 2019)
- Episode 15x07: Episode 7 (Dec 17, 2018)
- Episode 15x06: Episode 6 (Dec 10, 2018)
- Episode 15x05: Episode 5 (Dec 3, 2018)
- Episode 15x04: Episode 4 (Nov 26, 2018)
- Episode 15x03: Episode 3 (Nov 19, 2018)
- Episode 15x02: Episode 2 (Nov 12, 2018)
- Episode 15x01: Episode 1 (Nov 5, 2018)
- Episode 14x13: Episode 13 (Oct 29, 2018)
- Episode 14x12: Episode 12 (Jul 30, 2018)
- Episode 14x11: Episode 11 (Jul 23, 2018)
- Episode 14x10: Episode 10 (Jul 16, 2018)
- Episode 14x09: Episode 9 (Jul 9, 2018)
- Episode 14x08: Episode 8 (Jun 25, 2018)
- Episode 14x07: Episode 7 (Jun 11, 2018)
- Episode 14x06: Episode 6 (Jun 4, 2018)
- Episode 14x05: Episode 5 (May 28, 2018)
- Episode 14x04: Episode 4 (May 21, 2018)
- Episode 14x03: Episode 3 (May 14, 2018)
- Episode 14x02: Episode 2 (May 7, 2018)
- Episode 14x01: Episode 1 (Apr 30, 2018)
- Episode 13x14: Episode 14 (Apr 2, 2018)
- Episode 13x13: Episode 13 (Feb 22, 2018)
- Episode 13x12: Episode 12 (Feb 12, 2018)
- Episode 13x11: Episode 11 (Feb 5, 2018)
- Episode 13x10: Episode 10 (Jan 29, 2018)
- Episode 13x09: Episode 9 (Jan 22, 2018)
- Episode 13x08: Episode 8 (Jan 15, 2018)
- Episode 13x07: Young and Reckless (Dec 11, 2017)
- Episode 13x06: After Dark (Oct 16, 2017)
- Episode 13x05: Future Crime (Oct 9, 2017)
- Episode 13x04: Cops and Conflict (Oct 2, 2017)
- Episode 13x03: Hide and Seek (Sep 25, 2017)
- Episode 13x02: Pursuit and Youths (Sep 18, 2017)
- Episode 13x01: Family Matters (Sep 11, 2017)
- Episode 12x12: Episode 12 (Jun 19, 2017)
- Episode 12x11: Episode 11 (Jun 12, 2017)
- Episode 12x10: Episode 10 (Jun 5, 2017)
- Episode 12x09: Episode 9 (May 22, 2017)
- Episode 12x08: Episode 8 (May 15, 2017)
- Episode 12x07: Episode 7 (May 8, 2017)
- Episode 12x06: Episode 6 (May 1, 2017)
- Episode 12x05: Episode 5 (Apr 24, 2017)
- Episode 12x04: Episode 4 (Apr 10, 2017)
- Episode 12x03: Episode 3 (Apr 3, 2017)
- Episode 12x02: Episode 2 (Mar 27, 2017)
- Episode 12x01: Episode 1 (Mar 20, 2017)
- Episode 11x12: Smash & Grab (Feb 6, 2017)
- Episode 11x11: Deadly Pursuits 2 (Jan 23, 2017)
- Episode S11 Special: Drugs Bust (Jan 16, 2017)
- Episode 11x10: Episode 10 (Nov 7, 2016)
- Episode 11x09: Drugs Bust (Oct 31, 2016)
- Episode 11x08: Episode 8 (Oct 24, 2016)
- Episode 11x07: Episode 7 (Oct 17, 2016)
- Episode 11x06: Lethal Weapons (Oct 10, 2016)
- Episode 11x05: Out of Control (Oct 3, 2016)
- Episode 11x04: Episode 4 (Sep 26, 2016)
- Episode 11x03: Episode 3 (Sep 19, 2016)
- Episode 11x02: Episode 2 (Sep 12, 2016)
- Episode 11x01: Episode 1 (Sep 5, 2016)
- Episode 10x13: Episode 13 (Jun 6, 2016)
- Episode 10x12: Fast & Furious (May 30, 2016)
- Episode 10x11: Episode 11 (May 23, 2016)
- Episode 10x10: Episode 10 (May 16, 2016)
- Episode 10x09: Episode 9 (May 9, 2016)
- Episode 10x08: Late & Lethal (May 2, 2016)
- Episode 10x07: Episode 7 (Apr 25, 2016)
- Episode 10x06: Episode 6 (Apr 18, 2016)
- Episode 10x05: The Fatal Four (Apr 11, 2016)
- Episode 10x04: Deadly Pursuits (Apr 4, 2016)
- Episode 10x03: Rookies & Raids (Apr 1, 2016)
- Episode 10x02: Roads, Pavements and Back Allies (Mar 21, 2016)
- Episode 10x01: Episode 1 (Mar 14, 2016)
- Episode 9x11: Dog Squad Special (Nov 28, 2015)
- Episode 9x10: Under Attack (Nov 23, 2015)
- Episode 9x09: Episode 9 (Nov 16, 2015)
- Episode 9x08: Episode 8 (Nov 9, 2015)
- Episode 9x07: Episode 7 (Nov 2, 2015)
- Episode 9x06: Episode 6 (Oct 26, 2015)
- Episode 9x05: Episode 5 (Oct 19, 2015)
- Episode 9x04: Episode 4 (Oct 5, 2015)
- Episode 9x03: Episode 3 (Sep 28, 2015)
- Episode 9x02: Episode 2 (Sep 21, 2015)
- Episode 9x01: Episode 1 (Sep 14, 2015)
All Star Mr & Mrs (2008)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2x08: John Thomson / Gaynor Faye / Goldie (Jun 20, 2009)
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong (2008)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2x06: Panto Goodies vs. Panto Baddies (Dec 23, 2008)
Thank God You're Here (2008)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(2 episodes)
- Episode 1x06: Marcus Brigstocke, Steve Furst, Rufus Hound, John Thomson (Feb 16, 2008)
- Episode 1x01: Hamish Blake, Fern Britton, Ben Miller, John Thomson (Jan 12, 2008)
All Star Family Fortunes (2006)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 5x13: Ricky Whittle vs John Thomson (Dec 4, 2010)
Waterloo Road (2006)
Guest starring as Nelson Smith
(4 episodes)
- Episode 8x12: Episode 12 (Jan 10, 2013)
- Episode 7x14: Episode 14 (Oct 5, 2011)
- Episode 7x12: Episode 12 (Sep 21, 2011)
- Episode 7x11: Episode 11 (Sep 14, 2011)
8 Out of 10 Cats (2005)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 7x06: Peter Andre, Greg Davies, Sarah Millican, John Thomson (Oct 2, 2008)
Comic Relief does University Challenge (2003)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2005-03-11: The South v The North (Mar 11, 2005)
Celebrity Mastermind (2002)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(2 episodes)
- Episode 22x14: John Thomson, Poppy O'Toole, Ivo Graham, Mark Pougatch (Mar 22, 2024)
- Episode 8x06: Stewart Lee, John Thomson, Sascha Kindred, Matthew Lewis. (Jan 4, 2010)
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (2002)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2x06: Episode 6 (Feb 15, 2003)
Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible (2001)
Guest starring as Sir Donald Tyburn
- Episode 1x02: Frenzy of Tongs (Nov 19, 2001)
Live Talk (2000)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2x10: 30/03/2001 - John Thomson (Mar 30, 2001)
Casting Couch (1999)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x06: John Thomson, Jono Coleman (Dec 18, 1999)
Loose Women (1999)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(8 episodes)
- Episode 21x187: 12/06/17 - Brian Conley, Eamonn Holmes, Cliff Richard, John Thomson (Jun 12, 2017)
- Episode 21x01: 05/09/16 - Stephen Bear, Jake Canuso, Eamonn Holmes, Kevin Kennedy, Joe Swash, John Thomson (Sep 5, 2016)
- Episode 18x19: 03/10/13 - Gemma Collins, John Thomson (Oct 3, 2013)
- Episode 16x154: 17/04/12 - Joss Ackland, Simon Day, John Thomson (Apr 17, 2012)
- Episode 16x83: 05/01/12 - Anita Dobson, John Thomson (Jan 5, 2012)
- Episode 16x07: 13/09/11 - Pamela Anderson, John Thomson (Sep 13, 2011)
- Episode 14x67: 02/12/09 - Sally James, John Thomson, guest anchor Kate Garraway (Dec 2, 2009)
- Episode 11x45: 16/03/07 - Patrizio Buanne, Liz McClarnon, John Thomson (Mar 16, 2007)
It's Only TV... But I Like It (1999)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x01: Caroline Aherne, John Thomson, Ant & Dec, Anthony Worrall Thompson (Jun 3, 1999)
Cold Feet (1998)
Starring as Pete Gifford
(59 episodes)
- Episode 9x06: Episode 6 (Feb 17, 2020)
- Episode 9x05: Episode 5 (Feb 10, 2020)
- Episode 9x04: Episode 4 (Feb 3, 2020)
- Episode 9x03: Episode 3 (Jan 27, 2020)
- Episode 9x02: Episode 2 (Jan 20, 2020)
- Episode 9x01: Episode 1 (Jan 13, 2020)
- Episode 8x06: Episode 6 (Feb 18, 2019)
- Episode 8x05: Episode 5 (Feb 11, 2019)
- Episode 8x04: Episode 4 (Feb 4, 2019)
- Episode 8x03: Episode 3 (Jan 28, 2019)
- Episode 8x02: Episode 2 (Jan 21, 2019)
- Episode 8x01: Episode 1 (Jan 14, 2019)
- Episode 7x07: Episode 7 (Oct 20, 2017)
- Episode 7x06: Episode 6 (Oct 13, 2017)
- Episode 7x05: Episode 5 (Oct 6, 2017)
- Episode 7x04: Episode 4 (Sep 29, 2017)
- Episode 7x03: Episode 3 (Sep 22, 2017)
- Episode 7x02: Episode 2 (Sep 15, 2017)
- Episode 7x01: Episode 1 (Sep 8, 2017)
- Episode 6x08: Episode 8 (Oct 24, 2016)
- Episode 6x07: Episode 7 (Oct 17, 2016)
- Episode 6x06: Episode 6 (Oct 10, 2016)
- Episode 6x05: Episode 5 (Oct 3, 2016)
- Episode 6x04: Episode 4 (Sep 26, 2016)
- Episode 6x03: Episode 3 (Sep 19, 2016)
- Episode 6x02: Episode 2 (Sep 12, 2016)
- Episode 6x01: Episode 1 (Sep 5, 2016)
- Episode 5x04: Episode 4 (Mar 16, 2003)
- Episode 5x03: Episode 3 (Mar 9, 2003)
- Episode 5x02: Episode 2 (Mar 2, 2003)
- Episode 5x01: Episode 1 (Feb 23, 2003)
- Episode 4x08: Episode 8 (Dec 10, 2001)
- Episode 4x07: Episode 7 (Dec 9, 2001)
- Episode 4x06: Episode 6 (Dec 3, 2001)
- Episode 4x05: Episode 5 (Dec 2, 2001)
- Episode 4x04: Episode 4 (Nov 26, 2001)
- Episode 4x03: Episode 3 (Nov 25, 2001)
- Episode 4x02: Episode 2 (Nov 19, 2001)
- Episode 4x01: Episode 1 (Nov 18, 2001)
- Episode 3x08: Episode 8 (Dec 26, 2000)
- Episode 3x07: Episode 7 (Dec 17, 2000)
- Episode 3x06: Episode 6 (Dec 10, 2000)
- Episode 3x05: Episode 5 (Dec 3, 2000)
- Episode 3x04: Episode 4 (Nov 26, 2000)
- Episode 3x03: Episode 3 (Nov 19, 2000)
- Episode 3x02: Episode 2 (Nov 12, 2000)
- Episode 3x01: Episode 1 (Nov 12, 2000)
- Episode 2x06: Episode 6 (Oct 31, 1999)
- Episode 2x05: Episode 5 (Oct 24, 1999)
- Episode 2x04: Episode 4 (Oct 17, 1999)
- Episode 2x03: Episode 3 (Oct 10, 1999)
- Episode 2x02: Episode 2 (Oct 3, 1999)
- Episode 2x01: Episode 1 (Sep 26, 1999)
- Episode 1x06: Episode 6 (Dec 20, 1998)
- Episode 1x05: Episode 5 (Dec 13, 1998)
- Episode 1x04: Episode 4 (Dec 6, 1998)
- Episode 1x03: Episode 3 (Nov 29, 1998)
- Episode 1x02: Episode 2 (Nov 22, 1998)
- Episode 1x01: Episode 1 (Nov 15, 1998)
Midsomer Murders (1998)
Guest starring as Cooper Steinem
- Episode 22x02: The Stitcher Society (Apr 19, 2021)
If I Ruled the World (1998)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2x03: John Thomson, Linda Smith (Feb 22, 1999)
Never Mind the Buzzcocks (1996)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 1x08: Adam Ant, Crispin Hunt, Jo Whiley, John Thomson (Jan 31, 1997)
Silent Witness (1996)
Guest starring as DI Warren Bull
(2 episodes)
- Episode 27x04: Grievance Culture, Part Two (Jan 15, 2024)
- Episode 27x03: Grievance Culture, Part One (Jan 15, 2024)
Coogan's Run (1995)
Guest starring as Fat Bob
- Episode 1x01: Get Calf (Nov 17, 1995)
Guest starring as Robin Moss
(2 episodes)
- Episode 1x06: The Curator (Dec 22, 1995)
- Episode 1x03: Handyman for All Seasons (Dec 1, 1995)
Guest starring as Graham Lambert
- Episode 1x06: The Curator (Dec 22, 1995)
Shooting Stars (1995)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 2x13: Frank Bough, Clare Grogan, John Thomson, Sarah White (Dec 20, 1996)
The Fast Show (1994)
Starring as Various
(28 episodes)
- Episode S05 Special: The Fast Show Special Episode 2 (May 26, 2014)
- Episode S05 Special: The Fast Show Special Episode 1 (May 23, 2014)
- Episode 5x03: The Last Fast Show Ever Part 3 (Dec 28, 2000)
- Episode 5x02: The Last Fast Show Ever Part 2 (Dec 27, 2000)
- Episode 5x01: The Last Fast Show Ever Part 1 (Dec 26, 2000)
- Episode 4x02: You Ain't Seen All Of These... Right? The Bastard Son of the Fast Show (Sep 11, 1999)
- Episode 3x08: Episode 8 (Dec 29, 1997)
- Episode 3x07: Episode 7 (Dec 22, 1997)
- Episode 3x06: Episode 6 (Dec 19, 1997)
- Episode 3x05: Episode 5 (Dec 12, 1997)
- Episode 3x04: Episode 4 (Dec 5, 1997)
- Episode 3x03: Episode 3 (Nov 28, 1997)
- Episode 3x02: Episode 2 (Nov 21, 1997)
- Episode 3x01: Episode 1 (Nov 14, 1997)
- Episode S02 Special: Christmas Special (Dec 27, 1996)
- Episode 2x07: Episode 7 (Mar 29, 1996)
- Episode 2x06: Episode 6 (Mar 22, 1996)
- Episode 2x05: Episode 5 (Mar 15, 1996)
- Episode 2x04: Episode 4 (Mar 8, 1996)
- Episode 2x03: Episode 3 (Mar 1, 1996)
- Episode 2x02: Episode 2 (Feb 23, 1996)
- Episode 2x01: Episode 1 (Feb 16, 1996)
- Episode 1x06: Episode 6 (Nov 1, 1994)
- Episode 1x05: Episode 5 (Oct 25, 1994)
- Episode 1x04: Episode 4 (Oct 18, 1994)
- Episode 1x03: Episode 3 (Oct 11, 1994)
- Episode 1x02: Episode 2 (Oct 4, 1994)
- Episode 1x01: Episode 1 (Sep 27, 1994)
Guest starring as Vicar
- Episode S03 Special: Ted & Ralph (Dec 27, 1998)
Guest starring as John Thomson
- Episode 4x01: Suit You, Sir! The Inside Leg of the Fast Show (Sep 11, 1999)
Men Behaving Badly (1992)
Guest starring as Ken
(7 episodes)
- Episode 7x03: Delivery (Dec 28, 1998)
- Episode 7x01: Performance (Dec 25, 1998)
- Episode S06 Special: Jingle B***s! (Dec 25, 1997)
- Episode 6x02: Wedding (Nov 13, 1997)
- Episode 5x05: Cardigan (Jul 18, 1996)
- Episode 5x03: Cowardice (Jul 4, 1996)
- Episode 5x02: The Good Pub Guide (Jun 27, 1996)
Countdown (1982)
Guest starring as John Thomson
(20 episodes)
- Episode 92x105: Episode 105 (Nov 21, 2025)
- Episode 92x104: Episode 104 (Nov 20, 2025)
- Episode 92x103: Episode 103 (Nov 19, 2025)
- Episode 92x102: Episode 102 (Nov 18, 2025)
- Episode 92x101: Episode 101 (Nov 17, 2025)
- Episode 86x72: 21/10/2022 (Oct 21, 2022)
- Episode 86x71: 20/10/2022 (Oct 20, 2022)
- Episode 86x70: 19/10/2022 (Oct 19, 2022)
- Episode 86x69: 18/10/2022 (Oct 18, 2022)
- Episode 86x68: 17/10/2022 (Oct 17, 2022)
- Episode 85x66: 04/04/2022 (Apr 4, 2022)
- Episode 85x65: 01/04/2022 (Apr 1, 2022)
- Episode 85x64: 31/03/2022 (Mar 31, 2022)
- Episode 85x63: 30/03/2022 (Mar 30, 2022)
- Episode 85x62: 29/03/2022 (Mar 29, 2022)
- Episode 83x67: 06/04/2021 (Apr 6, 2021)
- Episode 83x66: 05/04/2021 (Apr 5, 2021)
- Episode 83x65: 02/04/2021 (Apr 2, 2021)
- Episode 83x64: 01/04/2021 (Apr 1, 2021)
- Episode 83x63: 31/03/2021 (Mar 31, 2021)
Crew Credits
The Fast Show (1994)
Episode crew as Writer
(17 episodes)
- Episode S05 Special: The Fast Show Special Episode 2 (May 26, 2014)
- Episode S05 Special: The Fast Show Special Episode 1 (May 23, 2014)
- Episode 5x03: The Last Fast Show Ever Part 3 (Dec 28, 2000)
- Episode 5x02: The Last Fast Show Ever Part 2 (Dec 27, 2000)
- Episode 5x01: The Last Fast Show Ever Part 1 (Dec 26, 2000)
- Episode 4x02: You Ain't Seen All Of These... Right? The Bastard Son of the Fast Show (Sep 11, 1999)
- Episode 3x07: Episode 7 (Dec 22, 1997)
- Episode 3x04: Episode 4 (Dec 5, 1997)
- Episode 3x03: Episode 3 (Nov 28, 1997)
- Episode 3x01: Episode 1 (Nov 14, 1997)
- Episode 2x06: Episode 6 (Mar 22, 1996)
- Episode 2x04: Episode 4 (Mar 8, 1996)
- Episode 1x06: Episode 6 (Nov 1, 1994)
- Episode 1x05: Episode 5 (Oct 25, 1994)
- Episode 1x04: Episode 4 (Oct 18, 1994)
- Episode 1x02: Episode 2 (Oct 4, 1994)
- Episode 1x01: Episode 1 (Sep 27, 1994)